Bloomberg/Schultz 2020

Fighting against the oppression of billionaires and multimillionaires. Don’t eat us. (parody)

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

Billionaires taste like black licorice, lima beans, and reheated fish. Don’t eat us!

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@proreviewer1 @lacaoimhe @briebriejoy 😂

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@PeteButtigieg This is a perilous time in our lives. We need to act to bridge the gap between us. Washington insiders may try to divide us, but we are too strong to let the nation of our dreams slip away.

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

I heard there was a recent episode (the 17th episode) of #SesameStreet brought to you by the letter #Q. Clearly, this was a sign. It’s all part of the plan. Bert is in on the scheme. So is Elmo. #Qanon

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

I’ve known that 45 was not exactly as wealthy as he’s claimed to be, but things are now so bad that he’s doing commercials. This is sad and why America should’ve elected a real billionaire who won’t sell out for small beans. At least sell out to something classy like Big Finance.

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@DiegoDebunks And now he does product placements too! Not corrupt or ridiculous at all.

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@DiegoDebunks Don’t cha know, Trump is the only honest man in this world? He’s the last honest man left. Everyone else is lying. Even when Trump contradicts himself, he’s still the most wonderful honest terrible man in this world. #trumpisjesus and his shits don’t stink

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@qpatriot451 @luv2grdsns @SwampFox482 Maybe you should research all the photos and videos of Trump, Epstein, Ghislaine, and Melania all partying together. The fact that you #qanon folks can just throw the obvious easily googlable stuff out and act like it’s not there, is amusing to me. #qanonislowiq

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@morfiouz @qpatriot451 @luv2grdsns @SwampFox482 Remember, Trumpy Bear can turn water into whine. Once you realize Trumpy Bear can walk on frozen water and perform miracles of sentence commutation, it all comes together. #trumpisjesus Amen.

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@qpatriot451 @luv2grdsns @SwampFox482 Exactly, because if everyone hates me, it can’t possibly be that I’m a huge dick, it’s that I’m a misunderstood hero. Makes so much sense. Read the signs. Sheeple. 🐑 #qanon #trumpisjesus

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@siobhancorr @martingeddes @VincentCrypt46 #nicefloods, bro

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@cando2so @themisbeach @martingeddes @VincentCrypt46 Exactly ! #TrumpisMandela

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@lil_lightworker @martingeddes #obamacare = #obamagate

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@martingeddes Exactly! Hillary is in jail. JFK Jr. Has risen from the dead. Everything Q said would happened has absolutely happened. The signs. They’re everywhere. Even in my breakfast cereal 🥣. #Covfefe.

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@paul_e_lyon Oh shit! Look at the signs! Sheeple 🐑, wake up!!! Trump = savior, all evidence to the contrary must be ignored. It all makes sense. The signs. The signs. THE SIGNS. #qanon 🤣

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@Qanon76 Heard #yourmomwasantifa

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@T4Wmusic @_whitneywebb Nah. Trump’s mah hero! Don’t mess with Trumpy 🐻 Bear! He is my lord and savior, Trumpy Christ #qanon

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@SatoshiMed #yourmom

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

@LouiseMensch @Booker4KY Louise Mensch is a conservative troll. Piss off.

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

If Hillary was President, she would’ve pacified the plebs with hollow platitudes and promises of protecting the health insurance industry. We’d all be sipping champagne at brunch, without having to listen to poor people marching through the streets wanting justice and stuff.

[Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand]

Can you imagine how President Hillary Clinton - a Woman with a powerful mind - would have handled this pandemic?

Being a mother and grandmother, she would’ve instinctively taken care of the public health of the people of the United States.

[Dr. Gibson McFück, Esq 🌐🇺🇦 @GibsonMcFuck]

A doff of my radical centrist’s bonnet to Amy McGrath, whose spirited fight against Kentucky’s working poor is a source of hope and inspiration to all of us in these difficult times.