Watson/Copper 2020

WATSON/COPPER 2020. independent. Dog parks for all. Legalize off-leashing. Free balls. $1,000/mo “good dog” fund. satire for humans.

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

Which party should we run in?

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

Well run @MikeGravel - we think that you should endorse us to help the movement for doggy rights. The Watson Administration will turn the entire country into a dog park. Think about it!

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I would like to signal to the press that I will be attacking Michael Bennet at next week’s debate. Sorry @MichaelBennet but you know what you did.

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

Congratulations to @BorisJohnson on being elected Prime Minister of the UK. When we are elected, he will be rubbing our bellies and giving us treats! #BorisJohnsonPM

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

I will raise our GTP (Good Treat Product) by 1,000 percents as President!

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

Pictures from our campaign stop in South Carolina!

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

@thehill This guy needs to get his priorities straight. Our first priority will turning the entire country into a dog park and legalizing off-leashing. We will trust this guy when he gives us treats - where are they guy?

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

We are proud to announce that we have won over the support of the Turtle Union! We are sending surrogates to talk to the Dolphin union and Jellyfish Union next!

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

We are fighting the rain to campaign all across the Carolinas today!

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

We just finished a campaign event in St. Louis, now we’re in Illinois!

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

Just entered Iowa for the #GreatDoggyCampaignTrip. We will be looking from the car at potential supporters!

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

Rigged polls, we are still winning!

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

Campaigning makes me tired! I am doing this all for universal doggy income, also called the “good boy dividend”, which is $1,000/mo of good boy treats and toys for every American dog! #DogWave2020

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

MAKE AMERICA OFF-LEASH AGAIN!

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

@mike_magg4857 @KamalaHarris We don’t like that! We support dog food for all, not dogs are food for all!

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

@RonLGreenwald We will chase the debt out of DC!

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

@HowardSchultz @mariashriver @SpecialOlympics We support funding the special Olympics AND the dog Olympics!

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

We never lied about Russian collusion! Woof!

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

@CoryBooker @GavinNewsom As an alternative form of punishment, we will institute the “breath penalty”!

[Watson/Copper 2020 @2020Watson]

@AndrewYangVFA HEY NOW YOU’RE OPENLY STEALING OUR IDEAS