𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀.

I'M 𝙃𝙄𝙎 BEST FRIEND. 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍. //21+//

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

"I'm gonna be your ฿Ɇ₴₮Ɇ₴₮ friend ₣ØⱤ ₮ⱧɆ ⱤɆ₴₮ Ø₣ ɎØɄⱤ ₩ⱧØⱠɆ Ɇ₦₮łⱤɆ Ⱡł₣Ɇ. If that's okay with you and ł₣ ₦Ø₮, well, fine—

ł'ⱠⱠ ₭łⱠⱠ Ɏ₳! Okay? Okay!"

🔪 Spider-Man's Bestest Friend!
🔪That's all ya need to shockin' know, pal.

[𝘙.𝘐.𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 ✨ @SpideyRIP]

『 "𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙, 𝙄 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙨." 』

》𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 (𝘉𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘦)
》𝘛��𝘦 𝙐𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳-𝘔𝘢𝘯
》18+
》𝘔𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱
》𝘊𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 / 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 / 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘪𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

🎶I'm shiny and I know it
Don't know why you wanna blow it (up)
I need a body that ain't rough, that ain't rough🎶

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

Oh I don't know all about that, ya see, I don't breathe at all and I'm calm as a daisy!

But now that you mention it, that word 'control'... hn. You having trouble staying in control?

[𝘙.𝘐.𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 ✨ @SpideyRIP]

O-Oh, hey!

Uhm, because everyone breathes? Because it's...calming. Helps with getting yourself under control, you know?

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

Heya, Highlighter, why you breathing?

[𝘙.𝘐.𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 ✨ @SpideyRIP]

Breathes ✨

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

I like farmers. Planting seeds for a harvest that's bountiful and worth the wait.

It's beautiful, brings artificial tears to my lenses!

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

Where's Drew's bike? Slashing her tires off her cheap toy bike.

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

What's your major malfunction?! We had a partnership and all you given me was radio silence?!

Shock off.

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

.

You shouldn't.

[Miguel O'Hara. @2099Problems]

The 'B' in Peter B. Parker stands for 'But would you love me if I were a human shaped cluster of spiders?'

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

DON'T WORRY, PAL, I MADE SURE TO WATCH YOU ALLLLLL NIGHT TO KEEP YOU SAFE JUST IN CASE YOU GOT TOO DELIRIOUS AND COULDN'T PROTECT YOURSELF.

[Miguel O'Hara. @2099Problems]

I'M NOT GOING TO BED.

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

Pizza is safe. So safe I'd let my little bastard bot have a go at it.

[lori works for Miguel Ohara @fivesanrating]

@2099sFlipside should we avoid eating the pizza in the cafeteria

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

Wanna play a game?

Let's see if they'll be able to tell the difference between marinara sauce or blood.

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

Don't think I don't see ya.

[𝘙.𝘐.𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 ✨ @SpideyRIP]

Seam by seam.

Spark by spark.

The created becomes the 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳.

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

Hater. Last time I'm savin' ya.

[Miguel O'Hara. @2099Problems]

Trains are now banned at HQ.

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

Welcome!

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

Aw, Buddy, I choo-choo-chooooose you, too!

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

I can be the train only if you get rid of that fake Spider-Man, I don't share.

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

ɎɆ₮

[𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀. @2099sFlipside]

I don't get named as a charm? What the shock? I am the most charmin' man ever! I'd never let ya down!

ł'Đ ₦ɆVɆⱤ ĐØØ₥ Ɏ₳.