God's Favorite

Assistant to @DjCosmicKev Aspirin' assassin FT super-hero PT Villain Accidental sex symbol Master Friendzoner

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

The fact that someone looked at a PURPLE onion & labeled it a RED onion and it actually stuck, is why I have trust issues now! lol

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

Philly isn’t a real place! 😫😂

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[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

Just turned my heat on!!!!😕😫

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

I could really go for a grilled cheese right now!

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

I bought a plant today! Lord please don’t let me kill this one! 😫

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

Wondering if it’s too late to eats bbq ribs? 🤔

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

Dear God,

Thank You!

Sincerely,
Your favorite ❤️

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

My favorite faculty member / doctor at my job got this for my office!
It’s AMAZING! 😂

Bonnie x Clyde

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

My Saturday is dedicated to putting up allllll my Christmas decor up! It makes me happy so f*ck yal lol

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

It’s 80 degrees outside and I have started Christmas decorating! LOL

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

This whole time I thought “Taru” was a person on SVU!

It actually stands for Technical Assistance Response Unit!!!!!!

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

Dear God,

Thank You!

Sincerely,
Your favorite ❤️

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

“Flattery is just jealousy with lipstick on” - Pastor Waller

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

Just screamed so loud with that last play! 😩😩😩

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

My mom: “How’s your cramps?”
Me: “Much better”
Mom: “You know what would make them go away?”
Me: “What, birth control?”
Mom: “Being pregnant!”
Me: 😳😐

[Watch #AskJenn @JENNontheRocks_]

Dice game.

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

@NittyGeez She’s soooooo sweet too! I love her! One of my fav artist I’ve worked with.

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

😩😩😩

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

@LilLeya521 I am NOT okay about ANY of this!😩

[God's Favorite @215RyanBrooks]

And just like that, I have 16 year old! 😩