DisplacedAppalachian

#DOFN *RT’d by CitizenHush* #TeamMVRDERCVLT. Self-Certified Expert SAWZALL Arborist. Academic Dean - Jigsaw Puzzle Palace for Left Handers. HUMAN SUPREMACIST

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

@TheBaconFather You mean it’s not like “Ohhhh yah he’s whey off Dere’s dontcha know?” in a Minnesotan accent?

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

@BudLightSadness “BUT MUH BESPOKE HAND-BINKY!”

MBIC you can neither hit at 300 nor stop the bleed.

You don’t even know what color your urine is, to say nothing of what it should be.

NGMI.

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

“Be vulnerable and open up to me…”

>does, and it’s about her BS

“No, not like that…”

>Now it’s a fight

>She doesn’t actually value him as person

> Only what he provides

Many such cases.

[Aeon @aeon208]

@downbadcomment No one understands a relationship is not a friendship, coworker, or roommates. Your spouse should be your confidant, best friend, and someone you pour your heart into. They receive bc they love you and love you more for doing so. If this doesn't happen, no sex drive for the women

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

This just in everyone! Nothing you do before you’re in office matters.

[Morris Katz @katz_morris]

It’s no one’s fucking business what happened in Graham & Amy’s marriage before he was ever a candidate for office.

There should be no place in our politics for incompetent, opportunistic operatives who violate privacy, betray trust, and prioritize vengeance over decency.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

@braxton_mccoy @tedcruz Over $6 where am I. Every time I put DEF in too it feels like an additional senseless tax.

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

@ITshortking2 My bro. You came back as my bro.

I will say I struggle often with comparing myself to how I used to be.

Reckon God decided I needed some humbling as a young man.

I do greatly rest in the fact that He’ll heal it all one way or another. And when He does it, it’ll stick.

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

@HLC_actual Halo 3 Firefight was so good back in the day.

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

@QuiteProblmatic

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

If every LLM is corruptible at this point, what makes you think your upload can’t be equally corrupted into a futa-loving catboy?

The Butlerian Jihad is a cautionary tale.

[Rand @rand_longevity]

if you are alive in 15 years you are gonna be able to upload your mind and become semi-immortal

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

YE SHALL BE AS GODS

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

@theWellRedMage FINAL FANTASY TACTICS MAH BOI!

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

@harry_spri98671 @tuuu28283 Nappa in the background is just 👌👌👌

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

💀💀💀

[Harry Sprite @harry_spri98671]

@tuuu28283 I'm not sure what it is but it seems useless

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

@TheIOGuy YES

[Lee Zeldin @epaleezeldin]

Nothing infuriates an uninformed Congressional Dem more than when they realize they voluntarily triggered a debate with someone who actually knows what they are talking about, reads federal statute and adheres to Supreme Court precedent. Today’s self-implosion by @rosadelauro was quite remarkable to witness. Without apology or regret, I will always adhere to the best available reading of federal statute pursuant to the U.S. Supreme Court decision in Loper Bright.

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

@christos_mak @ThatchEffendi Fun is where you find it, my guy.

If it’s never where you are, start with the mirror.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

So you’re telling me you’ve arrested more American soldiers involved in capturing Maduro than people on the Epstein list, or politicians who somehow magically became better investors than Warren Buffett the second they took office?

Wild priorities.

[DisplacedAppalachian @220Stan]

Goes on rant about K-Pop Demon Hunters.

Suggests giving children “Baby’s First Existential Crisis” by having them watch The Land Before Time instead…

Repeal the 19th.

[Ava in Africa @AvainAfrica]

Pre-k!?

Why would anyone think a show about demons is ok for kids? Trust your gut. There are so many other shows. Wild Kratts, Quokka! (beats Bluey by a mile), Octonauts, Land before time, Daniel Tiger, Peter Rabbit, Lukas the spider, Zaboomafoo, Jungle Beat, Blippi, Adventures in Booga Booga Land, Steve or Robert Irwin. Later on introduce him to Wing Feather Saga, it is SO good.