Maranda McCarthy

farmer | Nutrien Sales Agronomist | opinions are all my own

[Dennis Clarke @Denny2point0]

When a salesman asks me what I’m interested in for 2026….

[eve @eveforamerica]

Wow Wow Wow

A must listen.

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

To all the liberal women absolutely obsessed with abortion to the point they believe this is more important than the economy or the border or crime.

Just use some birth control. Damn.

[MJ @morganisawizard]

it’s crazy watching people debate whether they’ll split bills 50-50 when they’re married, or split proportional to income.

what happened to two becoming one and married couples pooling their salaries into a shared household income? is this no longer the norm?

[Brent Krause @bl_ag_inc]

How does a farm survive with $3.XX corn? That was hard to do 5-7 years ago, let alone with today’s prices.

[Kern @mocornfarmer]

When Sturgill sang "I've been spending all my money on weed and pills" this is what he meant

[Matt’s Holstein steer emporium @MattHintz3]

Ag retail summed up in one paragraph

[Toby Keith @tobykeith]

Lift your cup, everybody.

[Jay Eichstadt @eichstadt_jay]

Hey guys, a high quality pork chop is better than a mediocre steak.

[erin🐝 @erin_wills3]

Maybe, just maybe, have you thought about how bad the USDA is for American Agriculture?

[Maranda McCarthy @22Maranda]

@schiele_lance Make sure to read the fine print in the contracts first. Windmill companies have been trying to get us to put them up for almost 2 years now and every contract they’ve proposed to us has given them more control over the land than you think. Not sure what it’d be like around you

[Wyffels Hybrids @WyffelsHybrids]

Confirmed!

Despite the weather conditions, we do not advise planting corn today.

[Kelly Garrett @KellyGarrett75]

This a great article and something for farm kids to be proud of

[gareth keefer ( parody 🤘 ) @kingkiefkeefer]

my body is not a temple its a midwest dive bar

[Maranda McCarthy @22Maranda]

I’m a 24 year old woman 🫡

[Jason Mauck @jasonmauck1]

What makes you different than most of the people that work in your profession?

[Maranda McCarthy @22Maranda]

cheap shit ain’t cool 💰

[John Deere USA @JohnDeere]

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