@lyft I’ve had a few very negative experiences lately and your customer service AI bot is not helpful at all. Please help me fix this situation #lyftmakesmelivid
Our next single is gonna be called SAP (Small Ass Penis) and the lyrics are:
I said, certified shrimp
Seven days limp
Small ass penis
Like a coke nail on a pimp
Yeah, you fucking with some small ass penis
Bring a microscope and tweezers for this small ass penis