Ash 🍂

Don't ever be someone's slogan, because you are poetry.

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

Prof just said 5 Schrute bucks for whoever gets the answer right... He's now my favorite.👌🏽🙃

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

When someone says they have never watched the office https://t.co/hlttnoF59C

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

@2014_brianna you're welcome 😏😂 https://t.co/Kvhh0QRz59

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

The Office bloopers are literally the best thing ever https://t.co/lyeuyzSauD

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

Get u a man who gets up to check cows, covers you up, kisses ur forehead, &whispers I love you...all while thinking you're asleep. #blessed

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

Apparently this is just the day for annoying people to sit by me in the computer lab...

[Channing @channingMburd]

Drake's lyric "I've been down so long it look like up to me" sounds like what my GPA would say if it could talk.

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

"I like to liken the process of Hillary Clinton running for president to baby turtle birth." -My PLS Prof. 😂
#CrazyandEveryoneDies

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

Update: The self titled "Stoney Bologna", is currently discussing his technique of making meth with the guy 2 seats over.

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

This guy in my CHM class just answered a question correctly and said, "1 point for Stoney Bologna". 😂

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

@Shelby_Yarber literally no one can handle this attitude other than you. ☝️😅

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

S/O to @Shelby_Yarber for bringing me my phone charger! #MarryingHer 💍🤗

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

Me: "he's nay naying..." Nana: "he's on a horse?" 😂

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

@KassidyLwood I dooo 🙃

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

Purposely just stepped out in front of a campus golf cart. #hitme

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

@Shelby_Yarber https://t.co/r5qIhilPuT

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

Major accomplishment for the day: failing a test before 8 a.m. ✅

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

Dressed for Fall today. It's 100 degrees. Yay.

[Emily @Emmily_Doyle]

soooooo are we just gonna have to pretend it's fall or what's the deal because i'm done with sweating my ass off 24/7

[Ash 🍂 @24_AshleyM]

Do not ever use the phrase "bright eyed and bushy tailed" with me before 7 a.m. if you value your life. 👌🏽😅