Ross McGregor

GB AG Triathlete. 4 x Top 15 finisher at AG Worlds. Body resides GBR, heart Sydney AUS.

[Dave Scott @davescott6x]

Hey @Twitter, I see other triathletes on here are verified. Not to toot my own horn, but I won six Ironman triathlons and it was kind of a big deal. Could I get a check mark too?

[Ross McGregor @24_MC]

@tzaferes Sprint Triathlete: "Do you even sprint bro?"

[Ross McGregor @24_MC]

@gwenjorgensen @NonStanford @VixHolland @andreahewittnz @floraduffy @jodiestimpson #pleaseretweet https://t.co/IBAB3s7XyY

[Ross McGregor @24_MC]

https://t.co/mukjJE5YSP

#triathlon #cycling #lincolnshire #louth #pleasehelp

[Ross McGregor @24_MC]

@gtntweet @AliBrownleetri @jonny_brownlee @ARoyle90 @gordonleeds @TriBucko @janfrodeno @SebastianKienle @trithedon @trisutto #pleaseretweet https://t.co/IBAB3s7XyY

[Ross McGregor @24_MC]

https://t.co/mukjJE5YSP

#triathlon #cycling #lincolnshire #louth #pleasehelp

[Ross McGregor @24_MC]

https://t.co/mukjJE5YSP

#triathlon #cycling #lincolnshire #louth #pleasehelp

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

News just in!

Someone has been killed with a starter pistol.

Police think it might be race related.

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

I'm not an alcoholic!... alcoholics go to meetings.

I'm a drunk!... we go to parties.

[Ross McGregor @24_MC]

@MarkCavendish @sixdaycycling @Petekennaugh Coming Friday night - can't wait!

[Tommy Zaferes🥑 @tzaferes]

After vacation I am always really fast at swimming! ...oops, autocorrect. Fat. I am always really fat at swimming.

[Ross McGregor @24_MC]

@HLouise88 one for you here.. https://t.co/p7NKhMXpPJ

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

If you don't like Harry Potter puns there must be something Ron with you!

I like them, but I'm Weasley pleased.

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Teacher : What’s your favourite letter?
Student: The letter G.
Teacher : Why is that Angus?

[British Triathlon @BritTri]

Those dives 👌

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Marriage

The process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

It annoys me how unrealistic films are.

There's 8 Fast and the Furious movies and not once have they stopped for petrol.

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Doctor: Do you engage in any dangerous sports?

Me: Yes, sometimes I argue with my wife.

[Driving for Pleasure @Drivin4Pleasure]

Sat in this fabulous launch edition #AstonMartin #DB11 today #lovecars

[Tommy Zaferes🥑 @tzaferes]

Just finished a bike workout with @benkanute...

[RA @RKE99]

The problem in America is not Trump, the problem in America is the 61m ppl that voted for him and probably wouldn't change their vote today.