Kevin Kornbau

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

Canadian linguistics, eh?

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

Your neglect is not my mistake.

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

I hate that people think using punctuation while texting means you're angry. I just like use my punctuation okay? Bitch

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

I'm confused. Is it chit-chat? Or talking chit?

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

Why doesn't anyone sell hard drives or ssds with Windows 10 pre-installed?

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

My student loans just reached $14,000, my credit cards are maxed out, and I make less than $15,000 a year. If anyone wants to steal my identity hmu.

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

@PalayeRoyale can y'all cover bulls on parade?

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

You're not retarded you're just not untarded.

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

My pipe hella cleans

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

@JeffBezos has so much money that he could give $200 to every American over 18 and STILL be the richest man on Earth.

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

If you say it rock-paper-scissors then we can't be friends

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

Butt chug a cheese cake?

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

Brings a whole new meaning to DJ Shrooms

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

Hangin' brain

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

God's blowing some rings with those holy smokes

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

Dogs are just people with four wheel drive.

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

It's not clever. Stop it.

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

I don't want that second-hand daddy shit.

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

You got knocked up by a seal?

[Kevin Kornbau @24ChromBird]

I know that jug life