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boy mom

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

😭

[🦋🩵💰 @blissbtch]

@therealmyabloom I had to go and search for this but it had me dead asf when I seen it 🤣

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

Kids having old souls is so hilarious to me.
The other day I asked my son what he wanted for lunch he said “macaroni and cheese with cornbread” then later that night he got out of his bed to tell me “I think I need something sweet”
Damn are you 4 or 74

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

I really want a throwback LV bag with the multicolor monogram, and I just know somebody has one collecting dust I’m that closet.
Put that shit on eBay or something girl don’t be stingy.

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

I ain’t gon lie…Nazi Germany couldn’t torture this info out of me.
4am???? Not paying no bills???

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

The fact that she did not break character 😭

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

I’m crying because talk about seizing your moment. 😂😂😂😂

[#LTB @_shawtyriri]

When I tell you there was a time niggas would sit around the computer screen and just watch this shit over and over again for 20 minutes LMAOOOOOO you just had to be there

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

And stop telling ppl “ew get away from me cause you’re a such and such” throwing negative energy on ppl you don’t even know fr.
Go write that shit down in your shadow work journal

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

Y’all put to much stock into horoscopes. Like how are you justifying your toxic behavior and bad decisions with the month you were born in? You need to work out your trauma in therapy. Not download an app telling you where the stars are, like wtf that got to do w/ you.

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

For YEARS I thought he just met an entirely different bitch at the wedding

[Been KDot @kdotvici]

I’m still mad that The Wood really tried to make us accept that Malinda Williams grew up to be Sanaa Lathan…

Like— We just had to sit there & take it.
Where was Nia Long?

[hydrobae @springwatrpapi]

Me and the homies listening to that new Andre 3000

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

LMFAO

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

Is it just me or is intermittent fasting just an ED with fancy packaging
Like are you praying and fasting or are you just starving yourself

[BetterMe: Health Coaching @betterme]

What type of intermittent fasting to choose? Take short test to find out. 🍎 🥑 🥗

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

@Destinnni You looked so beautiful 🥰congratulations on your princess she’s already so loved 💜

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

@AmarisInterlude Right?? Drop the skincare NEOW

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

😭😭😭

[Matt McGhee @mattmcGhee]

@wydhuey nigga got his oui oui out

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

Mood

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

It’s…… TIME!!! 🎃🧊🎄 #MariahSZN

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

Screaming

[fatou @wtfa2u]

@gbennylola

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

i can tell u who wore it worst

[alysabarbie @24k_Al]

It’s Tuesday and I want an update 😂