Nick Johnson

Ohio State ‘24

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

They should add proximity chat to traffic

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

Busting after I hit on 15 and then just holding my head underwater until I pass out and drown

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

They want LeBron

[• @yducknow]

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Gonna start making an injury report for the fellas before nights out like

Sam - out (vacation)
Pete - doubtful (wife’s mad)
Chris - probable (working late)
Tommy - active (back injury)
Mike - out (scared)

You get the idea

[Jamarcus “Toe Jam” Lippey @mizzoulippey]

Misogynist? Is there a Mr. Ogynist I can talk to?

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

The bartender sells me their poison (12 beers) and denies me their cure (a 13th beer)

[trap dad @dude_gang]

just fouled out at work

[effortless and soulful pimp @funko_wop]

type of shit I been on

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

I’d rather go to hell than go to Gene Steratore

[jemp.stp @runthistrain]

doing this for my kids after coming home from a month long bender in Vegas

[altheboss @AlTheBoss03]

Leaving the DMV with no ID because I forgot to bring my umbilical cord & the Declaration of Independence.

[🅱️🚂 @blakecowellx]

Three day work week

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

Mike Tomlin the type of guy to stand on 12 in blackjack and still win the hand.