“Guys, it doesn't work for me. I gotta have more cowbell.”
“Can I just say one thing? If Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell.”
“I got a fever! And the only prescription is more cowbell!”
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“You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn’t pick up, ’cause I’ll come over there and jam an oar up your ass!”
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Hey @NFL, thanks for the fantastic Super Wildcard Weekend.
What an absolutely incredible weekend of ball…
9ers
Giants
Jags
Bills
Bengals
Who impressed the most?
“This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.”
Today in 1835, Davy Crockett wakes up, puts a dead raccoon on his head, grabs a gun with a 17% chance of firing successfully, and then just dares some motherfuckers to bring it on.