Greg Carlson

Political Hobbyist, Ohio sports fan, and giraffe man

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

Today I signed House Bill 167, sponsored by Rep. @Scott_Oelslager, which provides $465 million in rent and utility assistance to low-income households impacted by the #COVID19 pandemic. Learn more: https://t.co/mTCz77X5HQ

[Greg Carlson @2tallgreg]

@AdamSchefter @ProFootballHOF Y’all can keep loving up on each other but he has to stop yelling at us for 3 months before going on his 9 month vanishing act. A GoFundMe for his hearing might be a better use of our time

[Jamison Hensley @jamisonhensley]

New Ravens OLB Jayson Oweh wants to be called by his first name Odafe (O-dah-FAY).

Oweh had gone by his middle name because people had trouble pronouncing Odafe.

"I don’t care anymore," he said. "You’re going to have to learn how to pronounce it."

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Eight years ago when I was in Congress and @BarackObama was President, I would have reflexively railed against him for saying this. Now I agree with him. And thank him for saying it. Because now I understand it. Barack Obama has always gotten it. He hasn’t changed. I have.

[Kinsey Grant @KinseyGrant]

people who say "greetings" on the internet are not to be trusted

[Greg Carlson @2tallgreg]

@itshafu

[Greg Carlson @2tallgreg]

@MelissaOng69420 What if I hate myself and others... please provide guidance oh deprived one

[… @lurkmenistan69]

this is your sign to stop hating yourself... for free. if you’re gonna hate yourself, you might as well do it online for views - like me 🥴 #rolemodel #thisiswhatafeministlookslike

[Greg Carlson @2tallgreg]

@chiefmuterspaw @GovMikeDeWine The facts are the facts... it isn’t doom or gloom unless you read it that way. It’s a call to action not a “the world is ending”. Grow up

[Greg Carlson @2tallgreg]

@timthetatman This aged well

[Greg Carlson @2tallgreg]

@AaronRodgers12 Crushing it!

[Greg Carlson @2tallgreg]

@PatMcAfeeShow @Jeopardy Crushing it

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

We’re all humans. Shout out to Charles Barkley for hitting the national audience with the truth.

[Greg Carlson @2tallgreg]

@billburr The art of a good troll tweet @billburr is to tick off both sides... not just the real hockey fans 😏

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

I kind of assume "returning to normal" is going to be easier than most adults think it will be, but harder for kids. If you're 40, then one year of doing things differently is competing with dozens of years of experience with the "old" normal. If you're 7, a year is an eternity.

[Greg Carlson @2tallgreg]

@SenWarren @amazon As a citizen I am powerful enough to send a snotty tweet to a Senator, it isn’t smart or wise but I do have the power and right to do that. The rest I agree with, thank you and go get um @SenWarren

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

More vaccine, Krispy Kreme, Evergreen, weeeeee didn’t start the fire

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

I just don't think dogs should be making tax policy, I'm sorry

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

While there are many places where there is a great demand for the vaccine, we do have some providers who are having a hard time filling appointments. If a local health dept. or hospital is not filling all their slots this week, they may book with anyone 16+.