Two®️Tweny

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Her: “Guys who play clash royale 😍”

Me:

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Drake when he has to go to court:

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RIP MF DOOM 💔

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*Iggy Azalea giving birth all by herself*

Playboi Carti:

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“This one for Kobe!”

Also them:

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How P.E. teachers expect us to act when they say “just walk it off”

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All of the sudden I have the urge to join the army 🥴

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How Jake Paul thinks he fights after fighting Nate Robinson:

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“These edibles ain’t shit”

Also them 5 mins later:

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Talking to girls online vs when you meet them for the first time:

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Me: “Can we get Mario Kart?”

Mom: “No we have Mario Kart at home”

Mario Kart at home:

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“You won’t catch me failing No Nut November this year”

Those same people when they see a hot girl:

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Nice guys: “I’ll treat you with respect, I’ll take care of you and don’t smoke”

Girls:

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Mom: “I hope y’all get lots of candy this Halloween!”

Me and my homies:

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When the teacher chooses you to read page 174 of “How to Kill A Mockingbird”

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What girls make in the snow vs what boys make in the snow:

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Women in the medieval period when they accidentally read something out loud:

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Pregnant Lady: “I guess one beer won’t hurt”

Their kid 9 months later:

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Me pretending my camera is frozen on zoom when the teacher calls on me:

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Ex: “I know you miss this pussy”

What I really miss: