Hermes

Messenger, Young, Athletic, Swift, Smart

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Nobody was killed in NYC this week--great!! I didn't have to lay the golden staff upon anyone's eyes. @hades_three misses the New Yorkers

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Teaching little kids how to recite the Alphabet, after all I did create it #educationisimportant #abc

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#tbt to when i seduced @Aphrodite2wavey in Egypt. Those were the good days.

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It's been forever since I've seen my son Hermaphroditos! I should take him to a baseball game or something. We need some boding time

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I may need to get new shoes. What do you think of these?

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I would love to learn the art of weaving. @GODDESSATHENA_2 do you offer classes??

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@Apollo237727644 thanks Apollo

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I just gave my "son" the power to metamorphosize whatever animal he wanted to steal. Haha stealing runs in the family #goodexample

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I just found out I may have another son :/ Apparently Autolycus claims I'm his father. Theres never a dull moment in my life

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Being a messenger is such hard work. May I have a day off??? @ZeusFour

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@Aphrodite2wavey that poem really puts you in a bad light. You're beautiful to me <3

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@Demeter_2 When is Persephone coming back to Mt.Olymupus?? We should throw her a surprise party!

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My dad is a true hero for saving his siblings from my grandpas stomach #iloveyoudaddy #sobrave @ZeusFour

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After a long day I'll do some gymnastics. I love being active. Who do you think is better? Me or Gabby Douglass?? #imthecreator #imthebest

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I really don't get why Hades stole Persephone in the first place! That's pretty mean dude #teamDemeter @hades_three @Demeter_2

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@Demeter_2 better thank me for this!! Persephone is on her way back #ibettergetaraise #peaceoutunderworld

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I hope my uncle @hades_three doesn't give me a hard time, i'm really not in the mood

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@ZeusFour Told me I need to go to the underworld to get Persephone. #messengerlife