david johnson

Industrial designer - Creative Consultant - Father - Adrenaline Junkie - Food Critic - GetToKnowMe

[david johnson @2_Engineer_an_A]

@mattgaetz I was trying to think of a witty way to insult you for thinking Antifa was behind the raid on the capitol but I'm not sure you would get it. #wow

[david johnson @2_Engineer_an_A]

The most important commandment is 'though shalt love thy neighbor'. God will not forget you @senatemajldr for all of the people you gleefully allow to suffer.

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@NBCNews guys even though this article is mostly positive you make the title negative and scary sounding. The title should be about the pope calling for unity during the crisis. Or literally ANYTHING else. Time to shape up guys. #clickbait

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Wow @dean_balsamini let's go through your browser history to compare your moral compass to that of a medical worker during a pandemic. Maybe @YourAnonNews can make you the headline....
#ClickBait #therealstory

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@TechN9ne whats up Tech. I've been a big fan for a number of years and a while back I wrote a few lines that I'd love to throw at you. It would be a dream come true if you liked them enough to incorporate them into something of your own. Just a wild dream :) #techn9ne

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@NIVEAUSA I know it seems silly but as a 10+ year user of your men's post shave balm and me being an industrial designer I appreciate the new bottle design. Its more masculin now and the cap works better than most products I've used. Give your designers a high five.#design

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@ChrisCuomo I hope you set the example for others in your field. I think the integrity of the system has been compromised and the news/media has become a tool for geopolitical gain.#hardreset

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@PlayApex There are a whole lot of problems with my game and lobby since patch. Is anyone else having problems? #ApexLegends

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@PlayApex where is my challenge bar?

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@CNBC I know yall need to make a living but posting articles about wide spread panic in Italy due to quarantine to get clicks just makes everything worse. We have colleagues there and the reality is much less exciting.....#fearmonger #coronavirus #costofgreed

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@PlayApex Reverent is dope but the things he says are too generic. He needs more disturbing things to say.

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@PTXofficial So when are you guys singing a cover of 'Toss a Coin to your Witcher' in full battle attire? #thewitcher #yesplease

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@UpworkHelp I used to tell everyone to go on Upwork because it was a great way to get side work, but I guarantee that I will abandon this platform and make sure my network knows how Upwork treats people who have been there from the beginning. #greedy #freelance #movingon

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@Upwork Why aren't I receiving more connection tokens for proposing new work? That's a real quick way to push me to use other sites for work. #freelance

[david johnson @2_Engineer_an_A]

@UpworkHelp Well I would hope that this is fixed soon because not only can I not apply for jobs, but Upworks decides to hide my profile in private mode immediately after I run out of credits, forcing me to either go dormant or buy more credits, despite having a 100% job completion rating.

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@ApexLegends_ I am having a problem when I run after the last update. Ill just stop running now unless I keep holding shift down. I used to just be able to keep running. Any idea what happened?

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@instagram Guys I love the platform but the ads and sponsored posts are literally 1 out of every 3 posts.....That's too much.... #spam #greed #socialmedia I'm basically in an ad magazine and occasionally get to see my friends.

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@Foodsby yall should mount a timelapse camera to your food cart in offices to see the swarm of people collecting their food. #FoodForThought

[david johnson @2_Engineer_an_A]

@SamsungUS if you guys ever want better images of samsung products on your https://t.co/dp2WZ1rd8W website I would be happy to send you examples of my work. #samsung #mobile #rendering