Every contact leaves a trace - so think on ๐๐ผ๐ฌ๐๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐ฝ๐ป๐ฅ๐ทโก๏ธ๐ป๐ญ๐ช๐ชฆโฐ๏ธ๐ถ๐งธ๐๐ธ๐ญ
If selling your phone, beware of https://t.co/TkBFs60jmw They'll offer a very attractive price and then not pay it, claiming the phone is not in pristine condition. My phone WAS. Not a mark on it. Looked like new! Offer price ยฃ351..actual price paid ยฃ221. Absolute swindlers ๐ก
I HAVE A PODCAST! And I am definitely going to use it. From May 26th, with extra insight going on my Substack, and subscriber bonuses. I am excited.
From the same @MediaShearwater who brought you Faking It. I am back as The Profiler.
@crimecon_uk#truecrime#truecrimecommunity
Psst! Wanna buy a trio of enormous books chock full of the darkest, weirdest and most shocking pop culture of the 70s and 80s? Get a huge 15% off with the case-sensitive code MAKEBANK15 till Friday May 22!
Tell 'em Lefty sent you..
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Delighted to be heading out on tour again early 2027 with my new show โMe, Myself & Othersโ
Hope to see you there at a venue round your way!
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Some days you canโt love social media enough. This is one of those days. It began like this. Someone stole 12 tons of KitKats.
And then the replies started coming in. Scroll down.
Let's show the ridiculous BBC how proud we are of our dogs. Here are Buddy, Paddy, Hugo and Cody. Curly Coated retrievers, the oldest and largest of the British retriever breeds. Sadly now on the endangered breeds list.
Just had my council tax bill through and it's gone up *considerably*.
Also had to pay extra for my green waste, again.
It immediately reminded me of this masterpiece.
We need your help to #SaveDenby!
We are sad to share that we may be forced to close and a British institution could be lost.
We need your help:
1. Share this post
2. Sign the government petition
3. Buy Denby
4. Visit us at the Pottery Village
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Protect Kensal Green Cemetery from Irreversible Harm - Sign the Petition! Who wants to have the sunlight blocked from the beautiful flora and fauna of this wonderful cemetery? No, me neither! Takes seconds to signโฆ #FOKGC https://t.co/QrU4BjdB61 via @UKChange
An algorithmโs watching me, I am not certain why,
It sends advertisements for things I do not want to buy,
It makes me feel uneasy, that upon me it has preyed,
And if I could locate it, I would whack it with a spade.
I'm thrilled to announce that in 2026, I'll be conducting an online lecture series for The Last Tuesday Society looking at historical sรฉance, mediumship and Spiritualism.
The links to all 6 talks should be available here - https://t.co/UFhvQoarPB
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AT LAST! #KeanuReevesIsNotInLoveWithYou has a new publisher.
So go out and buy it again, buy it for friends, for family members, for colleagues or buy 500 for yourself and build a small fort with them.
After the original publisher went into administration owing me thousands and thousands of pounds I was tired of smiling every time someone told me they'd bought my book, as I knew all sales were just going into the administrator's pockets.
However, anyone that buys a copy from now on can be assured that the royalties will actually reach me!
Amazon: https://t.co/QwZVnZibZB
Waterstones: https://t.co/4ISAGGecvs
Independent bookshops: https://t.co/7rh384iyuc
Thank you to @WiltonSquare and to @AliceLutyens and Jess Molloy at Curtis Brown @CBGBooks