𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 .

𝐧𝚘𝚝 ( 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 ) 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 .

( 𝗵ave 𝗜 𝗯roken and 𝗯roken )

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

and stop 𝗮ssuming I don't know .

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

𝚍𝚘 𝘆𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛 ——-

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

you prove my point exactly . it doesn't matter what sort of person you are , your wallet is what makes you evil . tea is better homely . come have a cup , it'll rest your bones . you ought to have a normal home experience , for once .

[ᅟᅟᅟΛ𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎 @REXVOGALI]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ( sniffing . ) it certainly smells more homely than the nonsensically fancy sort .

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

.. . and it's just the right time of year for it ! good job on keeping them out of the pipe , these guys can get hooked on anything . you're a good guide . make sure you always enter the house before them ;; they'll forget who's boss .

[GRAVES @prefersthedead]

being dead can’t stop ‘em from killing it on the dance floor. [a nod. she’s already smiling.] these guys go crazy for thriller.

it’s like, mm… like crack. but for spirits.

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

my tax bracket demands that you are my enemy , yes . your coif doesn't help .

.. . and there are , if you know where to look . people always find was to spend more money .

[ᅟᅟᅟΛ𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎 @REXVOGALI]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ is that what you see me as , a money hungry ghoul ? I don ’t think there ’s a tea in the world that could cost nearly 300 .

not like it ’s aged brandy . 😒

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

that has to mean something . I thought you couldn't smell anything that costs under $300

[ᅟᅟᅟΛ𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎 @REXVOGALI]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ that old woman ’s tea smells so very enticing ..

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

thank you , dearie ;; you've got your own little flock , too ! ghouls make great disco partners , you know . takes me back . care for tea ?

[GRAVES @prefersthedead]

cool birds.

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

( *she's got a new , exotic tea from West Bengal today ;; Darjeeling . come join her on the bench ! she has a day's worth of gossip to get through . )

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

they do ! animal dreams are different than people dreams , though . pigeon dreams are usually about breadcrumbs . what do you dream about ?

[،̲ 𓈒𓂃 N̲a̲p̲ T̲i̲m̲e̲ ◌ @TAGALCNG]

⠀ᅟthat’s a silly name ⠀ ( !* )ᅟᅟ does preston ⠀ ⠀? do pigeons even dream ⠀ ⠀? ⠀ ⠀

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

@dontstayburied [ 🐺 with our Powers Combined we will destroy you !!! we are the ultrafriends

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

@dontstayburied [ 🐺 if I may I think Haze really works as like an older sister / mother figure for him !!! this is getting into a world of headcanons that I don't have the space for in one reply but Victor being someone willing to accept a shower and a warm meal from her means A Lot to me ok

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

well , you know , that helps too . keep it that way !

( *a cackle stops as soon as it starts . she takes another swig . )

you like it ?

[﹙🐸﹚ ⸺ 𝒑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 ᵎᵎ @frogflictions]

i wasn't a fan of it in the first place.

( a quick sound, amused by baba's commentary; it was nice to them. lips meet with the cup, carefully sipping. )

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

good . that'll teach you to keep your head out of a bottle . biggest contributor to the drinking decline is bad booze !

( *pouring her own little cup of spiced rooibos ;; sipping at it like a curious anteater . )

[﹙🐸﹚ ⸺ 𝒑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 ᵎᵎ @frogflictions]

( a small smile is cracked. ) it wasn't. to me, at least.

( the cup is cautiously held, not wanting to drop or break it, sitting nearby baba. )

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

we got a jesuit monk over here . hope it was good wine , at least .

( *pouring them a cup . hot , but not painful . wonderfully fragrant . )

[﹙🐸﹚ ⸺ 𝒑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 ᵎᵎ @frogflictions]

never thought about trying it. it was more about wine and water.

i'll try some, sure.

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

really ? not even in your rich - people ballrooms ? a shame . would you like some ? it's good .

[﹙🐸﹚ ⸺ 𝒑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 ᵎᵎ @frogflictions]

i've never really had tea.

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

come relax with some tea . my brew's stronger than a masseuse without a license .

[﹙🐸﹚ ⸺ 𝒑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 ᵎᵎ @frogflictions]

i didn't think you were. 💧

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

apologies , dearheart . can't let the young'uns think I'm all soft with age !

[﹙🐸﹚ ⸺ 𝒑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 ᵎᵎ @frogflictions]

that pigeon lady hurts. 💧

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

here's the deal . you two aren't getting a split anytime soon . learn to keep it in or it'll be worse for the both of you . just stop ;; until you're separate again . you'll be happier outside instead of unhappy both ways . suck it up .

[𝑳͟𝑬͟𝑮͟𝑬͟𝑹͟𝑫͟𝑬͟𝑴͟𝑨͟𝑰͟𝑵͟ @PRESTIGEMAGIC]

⠀⠀
‘ You should really listen , Henry. ’
⠀⠀
Oh please shut it , Savannah. I understand what you’re saying , ma’am .. but I think when SOMEONE deserves it .. arguments are necessary.
⠀⠀

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

yeesh , do you need a lozenge or a stomach pump ? you don't sound so good . was it eat mulch night at the Metropolitan ? you get to munch dirt with a queen ?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ⸺‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑹𝑼𝑵,‎ ‎ ‎ COWARDS .ᐟ @STATICINGSTORM]

THAT PIGEON LADY, AUUUUUHHHHH ..

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

oh , that's just cuteness aggression . they know you're safe to poke at without being chased off . they're playing !

[... 𝓥𝒾𝘯𝘥𝒾𝘤𝘵𝒶 , @crowsniped]

‍ They peck at * me when I'm not careful. (she says that, but her confidence seems to have amused her!)

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

ha ! I'll butt out . there's no kick to stirring your pot ——-- it just makes me sad . take it from me , lovers ;; a happy life means letting the arguments come and go . the care is still there .

[𝑳͟𝑬͟𝑮͟𝑬͟𝑹͟𝑫͟𝑬͟𝑴͟𝑨͟𝑰͟𝑵͟ @PRESTIGEMAGIC]

⠀⠀
Arguing isn’t our cup of tea.
⠀⠀
‘ Could’ve fooled me , Henry. ’
⠀⠀
ANY .. hoo , it’s subjective. There’s like hundreds of reasons.
⠀⠀

[𝐫𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝐝𝚎𝚊𝚕 . @2BIRDS1FLOCK]

no need for nurture to change a nature . let them be a viscious group o' gals ;; you're in good company .

[... 𝓥𝒾𝘯𝘥𝒾𝘤𝘵𝒶 , @crowsniped]

⠀ No need. Jane, Austen, & Elizabeth are not the most friendly companions. May peck at that large pigeon of yours.