my kid: what’s drain gang?
me: it’s a music collective. i used 2 listen 2 them a lot!
my kid: do you have a picture of them, mom?
me: yes
my kid: but— that’s uncle bladee, uncle thaiboy, uncle whitearmor… & THAT’S DADDY!!
*Door opens*
Ecco2k: double k crystals kiss my nuts
“my deadname isn’t common”
smiling yellow guy waving at me: well that’s good, i’d hate to see my deadname everywhere
me: yeah… i didn’t think of it that way…! thanks man!