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Don't Ever Forget Who Was There When No One Else Was.... Parody Account

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Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, "no one gives a fuck" ?

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I love the weekend, but it always ends so quickly.

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Kidz Bop: Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy dancing in the sun

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Being single because you can't find anyone who's more amazing than you.

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Be crazy, be weird, and don't be afraid of what anybody thinks.

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Retweet if you pretend to think hard when your teacher is looking at you.

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When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lie there and take a nap.

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Blonde & Brunette are walking on the road. Brunette: "Look, a dead bird." Blonde: *looks up in the sky* "WHERE, WHERE?!"

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If your ex texts you, its probably because they tried to replace you, but failed.

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Cute guys: Taken. Pretty girls: Taken Honey-Boo-Boo's Mom: Taken Athletes: Taken That girl with 50 cats: Taken Everyone: Taken Me: Single

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I love people I can be weird with.

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Me every morning: Don't wake me up up up up up up Don't wake me up up up up up up Don't me up up up up up up Don't wake me up Don't wake me.

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Person: "What do you want for Christmas?" Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?

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Music is always there when you need it.

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That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.

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I don't trust many people, because people have a habit of screwing me over.

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Can I just, like, date Ryan Gosling and then break up for a little so he can build me a house like in The Notebook...

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0 Days Left? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares.