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I still haven't forgotten about the H1B disaster. If you care about the planet, you support sinking offshore Chinese fishing boats.

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

Yeehaw

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@jarvis_best That figures

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@uncledoomer Yeah

[Spike @spikesguides]

Look at this. Just... look at it.

Dejontay Wings. Say that name out loud. Dejontay Wings. It sounds like the spicy menu item that replaced the McRib. Like an Applebee's limited-time offer. Like Dijon mustard achieved sentience and got a criminal record.

And that face. My God. The man has a face like a dinner plate. Perfectly round. Completely flat. The face of a man who has never once been in a hurry. The face of someone who looked at a Take 5 Oil Change safe and thought, yeah. That's the one.

A Take 5 Oil Change. He didn't rob a casino. He didn't hit an armored truck. He bypassed every possible target of sophistication in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and zeroed in on a fifteen-minute oil change franchise like a man following a divine calling.

The safe. There was a safe. At a Take 5. Guarding two hundred dollars. Two hundred dollars. That's not treasure. That's a Visa gift card you'd give to your mother.

He got arrested. Warranted. Photographed. Plastered on the local news for the whole city of Baton Rouge to absorb over their morning coffee.
Dejontay Wings committed a felony for two hundred dollars and that dinner plate face is going to live on the internet forever.

This is the funniest goddamn thing I have ever seen. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

If you call a foreigner a foreigner 20 police will show up and arrest you

If you've been stabbed by a foreigner and are bleeding out on the ground they'll only send 3 police to arrest you.

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@fleshsimulator As long as you're not taking pills it would be sick. Dir En Grey plays acrilic and they sound incredible.

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@HardPass4 Glad to see friends on here

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@mask_bastard Half out of 10

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

You really gotta understand. An entire industry exists on TikTok of black people cooking food and selling it with no regulation propped up by SNAP EBT.

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@DoinksTheFrog You got it

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@RobProvince Absolutely

[Champions of the Ice @ChampionsOTIce]

Still blows my mind that someone made a setting where Christianity is fighting the forces of Hell in brutal trench warfare, then threw a tantrum that it was attracting edgy Christians.

That's like making a game about sexualized, anthropomorphic animals and then getting mad that Furries show up in droves. Who the fuck did you think the audience would be?

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@fleshsimulator This is great. If you put this in to a normal to heavy song it would work. It's just a lick

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@fleshsimulator Whistlindiesel

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@uncledoomer Nice. Is that a cat food bowl?

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@HankHeil @butt_watermelon 💀

[Zack @Asmongold]

@kabrutusdeid Chuds are the indigenous people of the gaming community, woke colonization must be pushed back against or we will continue to lose our identity

Replacing Kratos with a WOMAN is like building a datacenter on a sacred burial ground

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@PerryALPHA Banger

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@jarvis_best Are you a woman?

[UserCid @2Cidsy]

@jarvis_best Pretty good!