2Garfields

Two guys bringing the best fucking pho, coolest tweets and selfies in the country to a pop-up near you! If you've got the tables, we've got the Pho!

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We have so much in common. We we both love fancy and not fancy. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things not to talk about.

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Don't forget to ask about the #SECRETMENU that is totally secret and you don't know about it. There's secret #goodshit on there #quesadillas

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Ever had Enchilada Pho? Tonight's your chance if we can find a brewery that hadn't banned us yet, We'll be serving! #molebomb

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Bro... when you tell everyone about your secret menu, it's not really a secret. Welcome to linguistics.

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Why would you making something that takes months when you could just lie to your customers about where it came from? #commonsense

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Charleston be happy. I was offered Chef de Cuisine of Le Bernardin but I turned it down. You're welcome. #lowcountrybomb

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We'll have our always best in town regular menu tonight along with our secret menu which is top secret and you don't know about it. Even now

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Also going forward we will be tempura frying all of our seafood additions because tempura is not real "frying" frying.

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Going forward all aspects of menu will be mkt price. We are searching for product up to and during service so we can't guarantee anything.

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If you restaurant people are serving uncooked salsa you should be ashamed. Those veggies are special. Treat them with some skill.

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I wish people would stop cooking escargot in butter, shallots, garlic and herbs. They are special and you should treat them that way.

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Totally honored to be asked to be on Chopped. Had to turn it down. Also glad they don't publish the list of who they actually invited.

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PLANS HAVE CHANGED our dog ate our menu so we are moving location for tonight's #bestintown #pho Stay tuned for info. #toplevelshit

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This week we're slingin' pho at a brewery that doesn't yet know we are coming. Also new badassery: PRETZELS. Dip that! #dipbomb

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#kickinitupanotch

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Anyone have a dishwasher we can borrow?

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Ur farm to table but you don't make your own pepperoni

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Ur farm to table but you don't raise your own cows and chickens

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Ur farm to table but you don't grow your own wheat

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GOD DAMN IT WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY ALL THE PHO?