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Bro in front of me smells like straight stash spot

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Just seen a BBL in public need to cleanse

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Smoking a cigarette in this weather feeling like the archaeologists smoking a celebratory pipe after Tutankhamun grave was dug up

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Qué hace Luis Suarez????

Creo que es el peor penalti que he visto en mi vida

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backshots in the boots bedroom???

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Bro istg I just reaffirmed twice to no one im going mad

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If your bike folds I have right of way on foot

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Having a white girl tell me to listen to afro or bashment feels like indentured servitude

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If I fart on lizzy line rn they’d think scarecrow did a terror attack

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Behind every flat share girlie is the smell of mildew

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Just seen a group of Hackney white men listening to dangelo on the lizzy line out loud. alarm bells are ringing

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Everyone from Bristol that I’ve met in London loves off the DLR idk why need larger sample size

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Anyway ima listen to this keith sweat on said 53

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Also why is there not connecting tissue between any of south east just slow travel I need light speed

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53 bus route needa be triple stacked