2mizeen

In search of the good life

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

I called out this exact scenario just WEEKS ago when I was tackling Moniepoint's CEO, Tosin.

Still grateful to @Wizarab10 who helped bring awareness then.

These things play out more often than you think and only a few of you know how painful it is when you've seen talent and even managed some of them.

If I remember that his speech again, I go just dey vess.

Later you'll hear, "the white man is contributing to the underdevelopment of Africa" where our own people can't even recognize and nurture these same talent.

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

I can never understand spending 96 k dollars on a foreign product in Nigeria. Why not just travel and buy it wherever .

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

The send is nice. The video is clean but the concept is dated. Her should get new video concepts

[Alaga! @Hon_Danjo]

This is why you can’t always take the advice of mentors. Some mentors are stuck in their own era. Their advice don liquidate. What worked for them will not work for you.

Psquare is stucked in that Getsquared Alingo era.

I now believe that breakup was necessary. Because we for don forget them. The breakup is what is even making them relevant a bit.

This is pitiful. 🤣🤣🤣

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

Being poor in that country is a curse

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

Male friends take videos with each other at outings all the time. Why is it different when there’s a celebrity involved.

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

“Men are worst groupies than women , i was at the club with Asake..if you see how his boys were all over him, like they’re hom0sexuals. Why are you taking snaps of your guy like a fan if you see him everyday?” — adult content creator

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

Clowns

[Department of State Services (DSS) @OfficialDSSNG]

RE: ARREST OF PROFESSOR OKEY NDIBE- SETTING THE RECORDS STRAIGHT

The Department of State Services (DSS) hereby clarifies that, it did not arrest or detain Prof Okey Ndibe at Murtala Muhammed International Airport on June 1, 2026 or any other place on that date for that matter.

The current DG of the Service, upon assumption of duty, directed a review of old Watch-List Actions (WLAs), some of which date back to the Military Era. This is to ensure that citizens are not unduly embarrassed due to pre-existing WLAs.

In this regard, all those who had previously been watchlisted while on transit, are routinely interfaced with as a prerequisite for a review and possible downgrade of the Action. This, being a precursor to a final delisting in accordance with international best practices. It is pertinent to state that the foregoing process is aimed at ensuring that before the final delisting, that activities, travel histories as well as current activities of these individuals are not in furtherance of and do not still conform with the reasons for the initial WLA.

Suffice to point out that since the inception of the current Management , many Nigerians, including journalists have benefited from this process. This is despite the fact that the Service conducts this clearance to take care of Watch List requests from other Agencies. A case in point is that of Mr Lanre Arogundade, Executive Director of the International Press Centre, IPC, whose delisting was approved in May 2025, after over a decade on the Watchlist.

In the same vein, Prof Ndibe has been on Watchlist since January 29, 2013. Meanwhile, his case has been reviewed and downgraded. Thus, the interface with him at the airport, was geared towards the final delisting of his details from the Action. As part of the routine interface involved in the process, after barely an hour of his interaction with the Service, he was cleared and escorted. Note that, even on his Facebook post, he referenced the professional, courteous and decorous conduct of Service operatives, who continue to scale their respect for the rule of law and human rights under the new Leadership.

The Service reiterates that this process will continue to ensure that all Nigerians are fairly treated, with due regard to the provisions of the Law.

The DSS therefore urges citizens affected by the Service WLA, who wish, to formally report same to the National Headquarters to facilitate ongoing process. However, regardless of any formal request, the attempt at hygiene regarding the WLA, will be sustained.

Favour Dozie
Deputy Director, Public Relations and Strategic Communications
National Headquarters, State Services
June 2, 2026

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

Why does Brampton get so much stigma 😂

[Shazi @ShaziGoalie]

This wasn't a luxury homeowner taking a small hit.

This was a family that paid $1.66M in 2022 and just sold for $1.07M.

A $587,000 loss.

The bigger story? These aren't isolated cases anymore. Brampton now has the highest mortgage delinquency rate in Canada, while Ontario delinquencies have surged 52% year-over-year.

The losses keep showing up one house at a time.

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

😂😂😂 These people don’t rate us

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

"I'm the simplest politician you can meet in Nigeria... When I say I won't steal money, 80% of the time I'm serious..."

- Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

These are his views about terrorism.
“Since they have shown remorse and come on board, I think it is our duty to ensure that we help them to become very productive members of this great country."

[Idanssssssss @Nimisioluwa]

A former Director of Defence Information, Major General Rabe Abubakar and his wife have been k!dnapped by bandits in Katsina State💔💔💔

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

He is correct in that most of these countries have no borders
I remember visiting Lesotho for a wedding and one of the guests from a neighboring country forgot her passport. She was simply smuggled through a river crossing before and after the wedding.
How much more the locals

[Kganki Chávez Mphahlele 🇿🇦 @Absolute_Kganki]

When David Mashabela tried to diplomatically tell Julius Malema to read the mind of an average South African voter on the illegal migration issue, Juju lectured all of us about a grade 11 geography topic on globalisation. King David really tried shame, Juju just refused to listen. 😂🙆🏾🚩

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

Haha he must have denied insecurity as a spokesman too in his time.
No peace for all of them

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Nigerian retired general abducted with his wife in the north-west https://t.co/BNP8idozax

[Dreamer @Olag0ke]

Hmmm. Unpaid labor

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

I dreamt that Arsenal lost this Carabao cup and won the league and Champions league.

[John Ʌ Konrad V @johnkonrad]

This is what’s known as a Master Unlimited license. It lets me command any ship, any size, any ocean.

They’re vanishingly rare in America now, because we stopped building ships. Which was my whole point.

You got one in your VC office, Jack? Do any of your boatbuilding “SMEs”?

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

Why wait

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: ARNE SLOT AND LIVERPOOL TO PART WAYS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. 💣

It’s over between the Dutch manager and Liverpool after end of the season review. 👋🏼

Andoni Iraola, clear favorite to take over as next #LFC head coach.

[Jurrien Timber @JurrienTimber]

Proverbs 21:31

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

I just remembered something funny that happened to me.

I saw a job opening at a startup, applied, sent my CV, did the interview with HR, got the job, signed my contract, and was given a resumption date.

On my first day at work, the CEO introduced me to everyone in the office. The moment the introductions were over, he called HR, and they quietly took me to one corner of the office.

I’m thinking maybe it’s some important onboarding stuff.

Tell me why they brought out another contract and made me sign an agreement that I would not sleep with any member of staff.😭

Till today, I still don’t know what exactly they saw in me that made that clause so urgent on my very first day😂🤣

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

How can one secure admission without transcript

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I spoke further with Maduka University owner Maduka Onyishi regarding the woman that came out online to speak about her transcript issue.

The woman attacking Maduka University was lying.

She never paid a single naira for the transcript she claimed to be talking about, and she also owes the school unpaid fees from previous sessions.

Her claim that her child was the best student is also false.

The school is willing to send the transcript once her child gains admission to another institution, but no admission has been secured yet.

The school has already issued a statement of result for her child.

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

@SirLeoBDasilva is not working hard enough

[𝗔𝗹𝗽𝗵𝗮 𝗞𝗶𝗱 @W3Alpha_Kid]

Universe I bought a new car

thanks 39billion❤️

[2mizeen @2mizeen]

Haha I can never graduate from here

[uchenna☘️ @uchenna1220]

Y’all been crashing out on me for taking this long.