2ndTime Student

80s child wandering amongst 90s kids, trying to earn my 2nd bachelor's, documenting my inane, absurd, (hopefully) enlightening experience. Fingers crossed.

[2ndTime Student @2ndTimeStudent]

@TheBertShow I need a professionally judged iron chef style cooking competition with my husband. Now. #gendergames

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@TheBloggess: In my car waiting for class, reading your book, laughing hysterically. Guy taps on window to check on me. LOL #tearsoflaughter

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Here's a tip: Don't screw with your professor when your classmates are on his side. Class just got INTENSE.

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"Society thinks differences are flaws, instead of just differences."

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Well there you have it. #spsu and #ksu consolidation is finalized. http://t.co/DIoB4nXoCJ

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I have unrealistic expectations of jobs next year due to my professors' stories of getting offered teaching positions upon graduation.

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1st day back at #spsu was a hit. Only 2 classes moved at the last second, 2 profs used "fucking" as an adjective & familiar faces in all 3.

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3 of my 5 #SPSU classes ended before last week but I only have 2 final grades so far. WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG?? #waitinggame

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"I was a hipster before hipsters were cool." - #spsu professor

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MRE Throwdown (Military Meals Ready to Eat) at 12 next Tuesday for #SPSU Military Appreciation Week! Contact us if you want to be a judge!

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@altonbrown: #SPSU @AdultMilitary student office in Marietta, GA needs a judge at the Military MRE cook-off next week... #GetAlton2SPSU

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Mental note: remember to use smaller words when talking to freshmen.

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Sitting at the tire shop listening to a British guy discussing his Mini and I'm giggling at the cliche :)

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Whoa. The memories. Thanks, Pandora ;) http://t.co/AjfNMg1pRU
#pandora

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Lockdown at #spsu and I really have to pee. Great timing.

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What is blooming that is making #spsu smell like Bath and Bodyworks??

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You know you're old when someone is talking about "the biggest EDM festival" and you hear "the biggest idiom festival".

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These are awesome. Fellow New Media Arts majors, take note: http://t.co/rQn6QhzPCS

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I love her & am extremely pissed at her all at the same time. Margaret Atwood's Newest Project: http://t.co/5bjuoc512K via @flavorwire

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#thatmomentwhen you realize your #SPSU professor has been discussing "the gaze" of the subject, and not "the gays" for the past hour.