John

Stats don't lie, film don't lie, I lie. 🐻 ⬇️ #SeeRed

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

Great - Folarin Balogun just went from my favorite striker to being my favorite striker

Top class lad right there

[John @2ohnO2]

@SleeperHQ I wouldnt even take this if I was rebuilding, unless if my roster was depleted and I was 100% it was the best offer I’d get.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

When they called a library a 'biblioteca.'

Absolute banger of a word.

[John @2ohnO2]

@ImBearingDown No one in the bulls starting lineup can shoot and he primarily excels off ball

[John @2ohnO2]

This guy said he’s never heard of Ivory Coast a few days ago

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: You might run against Mamdani?

Portnoy: I would love to run against—if I was going to run, it would be here. Can I win here? I have no idea.

I’ve done a lot of good in NYC, whether it was the Barstool Fund or pizza places, so it wasn’t for show. I’ve had a real job. I’ve done real things, unlike these clown politicians who have never had a job and have never been in the real world for a day

[Shaban Mohammed @ShabanMo9]

A Croatian supporter asked if we could swap jerseys because he loved my Ghana 🇬🇭 shirt. Of course I said yes 🇬🇭🤝🇭🇷

A special World Cup moment, exchanging jerseys from the stands. Football truly brings people together. ❤️

[luke 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lukewbm]

the worst thing about the world cup is that it attracts the type of people that speak so confidently on everything they know nothing about and yet they have never watched a single football game in their life

[carlos 🥸 @SpicyMexii]

Who would have thought Austria vs Algeria would be the most ELECTRIC match in Kansas City so far.

From using Marcel Sabitzer and Riyad Mahrez on my FIFA ultimate team to watching them both score in front of me during a World Cup. Blessed 🥲 🇩🇿🇦🇹

[. @playboicurrryy]

why do baby clothes have pockets they have no money or goals

[John @2ohnO2]

@BreeceH Same when someone says they eat Arby’s

[Momo 🇲🇽🇧🇷🇨🇻 @_momopilled_]

LaMelo Ball driving on the icy roads of Minnesota

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

It was always Caleb Wilson.

[Fourteen @BuzelisMatas]

Special times are coming to the city of Chicago… just wait #seered

[Caleb Wilson @CalebWilson2025]

SEE RED! 🔴🐂

[John @2ohnO2]

@jacobinfante24 Don’t get me wrong, Caleb Wilson is awesome though.

[John @2ohnO2]

@jacobinfante24 Anyone who doesn’t vote Cameroon Boozer knows 0 ball

[John @2ohnO2]

@NBACouchside Cam Boozer is so good, that he makes everything so easy. And therefore ppl think that his ceiling is limited bc he’s not flashy or bc he doesn’t pop off the screen athleticly