Paul Arkless

Howdy y'all follow my comical updates on Twitter :)

[Paul Arkless @2Paul4School]

@leggyladystacy Drop me a message if you like x

[Paul Arkless @2Paul4School]

@leggyladystacy What on Earth though 😫🙁

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@leggyladystacy What the actual fuck 😱😱

[Paul Arkless @2Paul4School]

@leggyladystacy what’s a boiler? 🤔

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@leggyladystacy You can do it! 👏🏻💪🏻

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@leggyladystacy No idea who they are 😱🤷🏻‍♂️

[Paul Arkless @2Paul4School]

@leggyladystacy Who? 🤔

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@leggyladystacy Good news then 😄💪🏻

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@leggyladystacy Don’t!

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@leggyladystacy No idea what I’m doing on here! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Paul Arkless @2Paul4School]

@leggyladystacy Heeeeeyyyyy new follower!

[Paul Arkless @2Paul4School]

@Lozzprice Happy birthday, birthday twin! 😄 xx

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@shazturner @jamesmartinchef Too right 💪🏻

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@SianaRooxXx I knoooooowwww 😫😫. So bloody annoying! Xx

[Paul Arkless @2Paul4School]

@SianaRooxXx It’s not the ‘I never knew Oral B made a toofpaste!’ Part is it? Does my nut in! By the way I did mean the spelling mistake 😉

[Paul Arkless @2Paul4School]

@chloee_hands Any good?

[Paul Arkless @2Paul4School]

@bet365 hi recently placed a bet on Hosea Burton to win and have yet to receive the additional funds in my account. Please advise!

[Paul Arkless @2Paul4School]

@TiaWakelam sup?

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Brentalists! Vote @rickygervais in the @RadioTimes TV champion competition: http://t.co/fqvmeyZ4Ey You're the best!

[Paul Arkless @2Paul4School]

My Dad randomly singing your praises at the dinner table! @Lozzprice