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[🐉 @2S0L0]

141 RESETS LATER!!

I literally can’t believe this

[Drewworks @ahenley17]

Trading Pokémon between an original GBA and a Switch 2 😎😲

My GBA-to-Switch trade adapter is working!

Still plenty of work ahead, but seeing a real GBA communicate and trade with the Switch is pretty incredible.

#Pokemon #GBA #Switch2

[Moon Knight @MoonKnight2k5]

@_TheRockII

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Katsuhiro Harada @Harada_TEKKEN]

I finally made it to WAFFLE HOUSE.

The staff are always friendly, and when I asked if they would sell me a menu, they sold me one for $5.
Next time, I’ll be back at 3 a.m. for fight time.
#WAFFLEHOUSE

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[El Señor De Los Memes @UltimoLegend]

Ye olde fitted great helm

[✩°｡ 𝗘𝗱𝗱 ⋆⸜ ✮ @the_ed931]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[RaphouseTV uncut @Raphousetvuncut]

Man gets Jumped by Waffle House employees😨

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

I can literally never skip this video

[Jason Zimmerman @MVG_Mew2King]

EMERGENCY: @TeamYouTube @YouTube @YouTubeCreators @Twitch @TwitchSupport my Editor decided to delete/remove ALL my vods and videos (and much more) from my Twitch and Youtube, and I need to get everything back immediately, please help right away if possible (please DM me too)

[Minty💖 @limooosin]

Oh. Nickelodeon BROKE this man....

[Supernova 2026 @SuperSmashCon]

Early Bird Registration opens in just 2 hours!
To celebrate, we've got one more surprise giveaway: a Nintendo Switch 2!
Simply Like and RT to enter!

[Blyatman @BigBoyOnTheWeb]

The “woke propaganda" in question and it's just cartoons/shows telling you how to be a good person and helping you learn.

[ariana🫶 @getdownnewjeans]

the xenoblade 2 experience

[Jason Zimmerman @MVG_Mew2King]

I listened to 3 Carti songs and had no idea what words were spoken