(SunArc)🐦‍🔥

Sarcasm

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Ukiget chance ya ku level up and leave your woman. Just do so. Yeye siku atapata a well papered nigga than you atakuacha in hours

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

ndio nimeona replacement wangu.....enyewe hapo nilikua nahurumiwa.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

If your father discovers that his own father is not actually his biological father, does that make you a grand bastard?

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

72 virgins is such a lame ass heaven. Give me 72 WHORES

[𝘼𝙠𝙞 @Aki_AFC]

Guys flex a UCL from the 2000s but God forbid we flex our league title from 2 weeks ago

[Anakin @avric_]

The journey I've been on is one hell of an adventure. There's a spot where Mekatilili wa Menza is bl0wing and jerking my d1ck off.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Who actually buys designer clothes/watches etc in an airport? Genuinely curious as to how these retailers make any money and who it is that is daft enough to shop there.

[RudeBwoy ™☠️,🏴‍☠️ @Swishlife_4k]

Girls when you don't cheat on them

[(SunArc)🐦‍🔥 @2shyn3]

@MboggaEnock1 And Morocco is hotter than the whole of europe

[Muthoni💜 @So_nnii]

Huko kwa kina ndoa unachomekanga ukipikia bwana saa hizo yeye anachat na dem yake akimwambia "napikiwa na sina appetite ni wewe tu nataka"😂

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

This paragraph by Haruki Murakami hits very hard:

“Once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.”

[🗿 🇫🇷🇵🇹🇪🇸 @jhonte_]

The greatest legacy I will leave my children is that they will never exist

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Easier to take side quests when your finances are sorted, who never chop no dy gt passion.

[Mary @mxryboo]

me flying to another country in search of kind people

[magata @magatax]

people that don't drink plain milk shock me

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Would not be 1% surprised if Rihanna only sees him as the Zebra from Madagascar 😭

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Hapo Mootball nimepigiwa tenje karibu na baddies na ringtone nlikuwa nimeweka ngoma ya De Mathew

[Opiyo @0_92mlboa]

Niliamka nikajipata nimelala kwa carpet, bado nashangaa kama ni mimi nilijilalisha hapo ama ni bibi aliniskuma nikaanguka kutoka kwa kitanda.

[💙𝗦¡𝐫𝗕𝐫¡𝗻💀 @justsirbryan]

Millenials wanatuekea links za tiktok kwa status wakifikiria inatoka kama videos 😂