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[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Europeans aren’t having children because they can't afford to support them.

Muslims have children because Europeans support them.

[lynk @lynk0x]

If pharmaceutical companies cured you, they'd go bankrupt.

if banks helped you get out of debt, they'd collapse.

if politicians actually solved all your problems, nobody would elect them again.

If Tom kills Jerry the show is over.
It's all a big show.

Everything is fake.

[karma @karma44921039]

Never forget

[Ranoranilac @2SreceGrabilac]

@SrbNarodnabanka I koliko da se čeka izvršenje? Obmanjujete korisnike?

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

So Russia is banned from FIFA because of their invasion of Ukraine, but America is allowed to HOST THE FIFA GAMES WHILE BOMBING IRAN???

HOW DOES THAT WORK?????

[Darren of Plymouth @DarrenPlymouth]

The invasion of Europe, each dot represents 100 immigrants, many illegal.

The Kalergi Plan in action.

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

“I used to be a software engineer at Apple — every time a new iPhone dropped, older ones suddenly got ‘updates’ that made them slower”

“They say it’s glitches. It’s not. It’s on purpose.”

They were already caught in 2017 for DELIBERATELY throttling phones. It already happened.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“There is a building material that does not burn, that does not rot”

“In 1937 the US Government made it a crime to grow the plant it comes from”

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Anniversary of this tweet!

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"

The driver:
"Why?"

The passenger:
"Music is haram."

The driver:
"Why is music haram?"

The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad."

The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."

😂🤭😂

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Millionaire: Makes $20m in 2026

Millionaire: Hires "artist" to make "art" for $25k

Artist: Puts one streak on canvas

Millionaire: Thanks artist and has art appraised by an appraiser in his same circle of friends

Appraiser: Values artwork at $20m

Millionaire: Donates $20m artwork to
museum to get $20m tax write off

Millionaire: Pays no taxes in 2026

Me at museum: This is stupid, it's
just a line on a canvas

Hipster next to me: No, you just don't understand it because you're uncultured."

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Let's increase tree cover in our cities.

[Bitcoin for Freedom @BTC_for_Freedom]

People go mental when someone turns off a TV showing a football match, but when they print 80% of all money in history and wipe away most of their wealth they do nothing.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Nikola Tesla invented this valve over a century ago, and NASA still uses the same idea today.

A brilliant piece of engineering without moving parts that allows fluid to flow easily in one direction but creates massive resistance to reverse flow.

[Danny @DjokovicFan_]

Everyone has missing pieces in their resume.

Everyone except Novak Djokovic.

[Luce @lucyshow11]

What happened to our society?

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

Has Nukes
🇮🇷 No(0)
🇮🇱 Yes (200-500)

Signed The Nuclear Non Proliferation Treaty
🇮🇷 Yes
🇮🇱 No

Broke The Atmospheric Test Ban Treaty
🇮🇷 No
🇮🇱 Yes

Allows IAEA Inspections
🇮🇷 Yes
🇮🇱 No

Has engaged in nuclear blackmail against the US
🇮🇷 No
🇮🇱 Yes

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Never Forget: When the Panama Papers came out it revealed all the richest people in the world are part of an enormous conspiracy to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts and nothing happened except a reporter working on the story was assassinated.

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

With everything we are hearing right now about ticks this seems like good information to share.

“Here’s what I’ve learned after more ticks than I care to count.
First, whatever your uncle told you, forget it. No matches. No nail polish. No Vaseline. No soap on a cotton ball. All of those do the same terrible thing, they stress the tick out, and a stressed tick empties its gut back into the bite before letting go. Which, if you think about what that actually means for a second, is literally how Lyme and the rest get transmitted so you’re not speeding up its exit. You’re making it throw up into you.
Fine-tipped tweezers. Grip right where the mouthparts enter the skin, not the body, the head. Pull straight up, steady, no twisting, no jerking. It’ll feel like it’s resisting because it is, the mouthparts are barbed. Just keep the pressure on and it lets go in a few seconds. If a piece breaks off in the skin, leave it alone. Your body pushes splinters out. Digging around with a needle does more damage then the fragment ever would.
Clean it with alcohol or soap. Wash your hands.
Now here’s the part most people skip: don’t flush the tick.
Tape it to an index card. Clear packing tape right over the body, write the date and where on your body it was, and stick the card in a drawer. If you come down with anything weird in the next 30 days, rash, fever, joint pain, that flu-that-isn’t-flu feeling, that tick goes with you to the doctor. Some labs will test the tick itself, which is faster and often more reliable than waiting for antibodies to show up in your own blood. A dated tick taped to a card is one of the most useful things you can hand a doctor who’s trying to figure out what’s wrong with you.
The other thing worth saying out loud: if the tick was engorged when you pulled it, and you can’t swear it was off your body within 24 hours, call your doctor that same day. Don’t wait for a rash. Fewer than three out of four Lyme cases even produce the classic bullseye. A single preventive dose of doxycycline within 72 hours of a deer tick bite cuts the Lyme odds way down, and most docs in tick country will write that prescription without giving you a hard time, especially if you walk in with the tick taped to a card and a clear timeline.”

[IT Guy @T3chFalcon]

Typing 1.1.1.1 is an easy way to get around public WiFi login systems, also known as captive portals. When you connect to one of these networks, you are not actually online yet. The network intercepts your connection and sends you to a login page where you enter your username and password. Most devices try to detect this and show the login screen for you.

The problem is that newer devices, especially iPhones, do not always show the login popup when needed. They run background checks to see if you are online, but if these checks fail or do not work right, the login page does not appear. This is why you might be connected to WiFi but still cannot open any websites.

When you type 1.1.1.1 into your browser, you are making a direct request to an IP address instead of a website name. This skips the need for DNS and, more importantly, creates a request that the captive portal can catch and redirect. This way, you make the network show you the login page.

It may seem like you are trying to reach Cloudflare’s DNS service, but that is not the point. You are just triggering the network’s interception system. This works because it gets around your device’s sometimes unreliable automatic detection and creates a request the portal can handle.

There is also a security side to think about. Networks that need manual fixes like this are often not set up well. Before you log in, they can still see some types of traffic, especially DNS and unencrypted requests, and may block or mess with others.