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[Doubleffsteff @2Steffs]

Damn it's been awhile

[x_Amy_x @bitter_german]

I can’t believe boomers fed us pop tarts then expected us to do well in life.

[Doubleffsteff @2Steffs]

"does shots of CBD oil"

[Doubleffsteff @2Steffs]

https://t.co/wog8Z2QNFq

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

I, have, no, idea, how, commas, work,

[Doubleffsteff @2Steffs]

Me training a new co-worker.
"This place is great!"
(Has nervous breakdown)

[Dewald @katvis5034]

Wife: I'm pissed!

Me: still or again?

[Doubleffsteff @2Steffs]

@JocMaxedOut

[Mal @TheRealPalMal]

Throwing away a old recycle bin into the recycle bin is cannibalism.

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

My wife just sighed from the other room, which can only mean one of 1,850 things.

[Doubleffsteff @2Steffs]

Me trying to focus during my zoom therapy session is like trying to show my grandma how to install google chrome.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

If you piss off a pineapple, expect a tropical punch

[Doubleffsteff @2Steffs]

@trashcanbee Can I borrow yours?

[Doubleffsteff @2Steffs]

Has anyone seen my charger?

[Brandon Walker @bwalk_12]

Speed is more important than quality when you’re trying something new. Get feedback on as much as possible then iterate your approach.

[༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ @herprettybones]

Okay! Who hates me today?

[Doubleffsteff @2Steffs]

Is anyone else stressed or just stressed?

[Doubleffsteff @2Steffs]

These birds keep knocking over my bird feeder, I'm not going to continue feeding them if they're going to act like animals!

[Anna Salinas @badcomixbyanna]

As president, I promise to make sure:
1. Every dress has pockets
2. Every leotard snaps at the crotch
3. Every pant is stretchy
4. NO BRAS 😎😎🤙🏽