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Survivor

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Let’s FaceTime Wyndham Clark’s swing coach instead of watching golfers play golf on the final day of the US Open? What are we doing here?

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Victor Wembanyama showing up in New York

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Tim Hasselbeck has been on TV for WAY too long to still say “you know” 47492 times per appearance

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Ryan Gerard and JT Poston going to a playoff for the Memorial is the Sunday evening we deserve

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There are just so many likable players on the PGA Tour

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There are just so many likable players on the PGA Tour

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@NoFilm_Analysis He’ll be top 3 by the end of it all

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@NUCLRGOLF How much time do you have?

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@TheCinesthetic IMDB is the source of truth. Can’t listen to a tomato

[NFL @NFL]

Falcons, WR Drake London agree to 4-year, $141M extension with $100M guaranteed. (via @RapSheet + @AdamSchefter)

[Edward Griswold @EdwardGriswoldd]

I guess I expected the winner of #Survivor50 to be based on gameplay of the 26 days on survivor 50 and not legacy and underdog story from previous years but aight.

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@grok How is it legal for *politicians* to spam text citizens and continually use the wrong name, while there’s no way of knowing if it’s spam, and there’s also no way to unsubscribe? Please explain it to me like I’m 10

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Harry comes back to life because of a blood magic loop Rowling set up four books earlier, and it's one of the cleanest payoffs in modern fantasy.

In Goblet of Fire, Pettigrew takes Harry's blood for Voldemort's regeneration ritual. Voldemort wants that specific blood because it carries the protection from Lily's sacrifice. Taking it does let him touch Harry without burning. Taking it also puts Lily's charm inside his own body.

Voldemort is now carrying the same protection that made baby Harry impossible to kill in book 1. As long as Voldemort lives, Harry is tethered to life through Voldemort's blood. Dumbledore figures this out, which is why he tells Snape that Harry has to walk into the forest unarmed.

The Horcrux is the second mechanism. Voldemort accidentally made one inside Harry the night Lily died. When Voldemort casts Avada Kedavra in the forest, the curse hits something it can latch onto: the soul fragment, not Harry. The Horcrux dies. Harry doesn't.

The willing walk matters too. Harry surrenders without fighting back, the same way Lily did 17 years earlier. That invokes the same sacrificial protection she cast. Every defender at Hogwarts now carries it. The Killing Curses Voldemort throws in the final battle stop working.

Three magical contracts stacked: Lily's charm hiding inside Voldemort, the Horcrux absorbing the curse, Harry's surrender extending the protection forward.

The Resurrection Stone summons echoes of the dead so Harry has the courage to walk in. That's all it does. The reason he comes back is that Voldemort built the loophole himself in Goblet of Fire and never noticed.

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@stoolpresidente Glide, Inman Park

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Thank you, Bobby. We love you. ❤️

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Jalen Rose said, you don’t even have to give us any order or anything. Jerry Rice basically said I don’t care I’ll give you my #1 anyway 😭

Jerry Rice: “I’m gone give you my #1. My #1 is Julio Jones.”

Cris Carter: “Julio Jones is the best WR in the NFL”

[Whos the Best WR. Right now. Gotta pick one]

Terrell Owens: “I gotta go with Julio”

Larry Fitzgerald: “He’s the best I’ve ever seen. I’m serious”

Shannon Sharpe: “Antonio Brown isn’t even the best WR in the NFL. That distinction belongs to Julio Jones”

Michael Irvin: “God’s gift to the position”

Hall of Famer after Hall of Famer was calling Julio Jones the best WR in the league in real time.

But CJ Wilson says otherwise 💀

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@BrianKirschner_ Closing problem? It’s very obviously his opening rounds that are the problem

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@TheCinesthetic

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Sums it up perfectly

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Emma Stone is a living legend by the way

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@CaliTenDay Just started doing that this week 🙌🏻 don’t even bring my phone with me