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I drive around Austin, TX every day. That makes me insane, but I still report on traffic as I see it.

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Just go listen to @ColdcockJones ok?

[Austin Police Department @Austin_Police]

We are aware of a planned illegal street takeover event, "1K Mega Meet", scheduled for tonight. Austin Police Department will not tolerate reckless driving or illegal activity. Anyone participating in a street takeover will be subject to arrest, and their vehicle will be impounded. We urge community members to stay vigilant and report any suspicious activity. Help us keep our streets safe.
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Tenemos conocimiento de un evento de toma ilegal de calles, "1K Mega Meet", previsto para esta noche. El Departamento de Policía de Austin no permitirá que nadie conduzca de forma imprudente o realice actividades ilegales. Las personas que participen en la toma de calles serán detenidas y sus vehículos serán confiscados. Recomendamos a los miembros de la comunidad que estén atentos y reporten cualquier actividad sospechosa. Ayúdenos a mantener nuestras calles seguras.

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@PLRiverDragons Dropped the ball.

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Im alive too. #Coldcock

[Coldcock Jones @ColdcockJones]

#NewProfilePic

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It’s not you ⁦@EvilMopacATX⁩ it’s me.

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@KellyDWunsch Last year’s Sox made Jamie Moyer look like Cy Young.

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Just checking to see if you’re still alive @EvilMopacATX . Carry on.

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

HEB should be running Texas, full stop

[LeftyAg @KellyDWunsch]

Simply refusing to vote for Trump is not enough. Time to nut up and vote FOR truth, honor, science, sanity, stability, empathy…and yes, democracy. PLEASE do your part. https://t.co/3StDqSXTYl

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@KellyDWunsch John Olerud on the other hand… I know he only got you once. Who couldn’t you get out?

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Anyone ever seen one of these fake cabs drive in any kind of predictable manner?

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@EvilMopacATX been awhile. I’ve been making you the ultimate MoPac vehicle. No gas AND your Rambler never gets less than cool, just like you, Bro!

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I was just on tweeter for 10 minutes. See you idiots next year.

[EarScum Audio @earscum]

It’s true. He’s off his ass and out of his mind.

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There he is…

[EarScum Audio @earscum]

Coldcock is on “Instant Gram” and wanted us to let you know “that’s all he has time for.” https://t.co/qOIjH83aBO

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Traffic Report: No one is even trying. 0% chance of hustle. Occasional gusts of fake-ass bikers passing on the right. Back to you, Mopes. @EvilMopacATX

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

There are great interviews, then there's this beauty by Virginia pitcher, Stephen Schoch.

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@JFeRg52 That’s the money I borrowed from my brother that I won’t give back. Hoping for a discount emergency.

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GG Allin Orlando Newscast https://t.co/J3qn0V41WS
SHEP!

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@bayles309 Halfway through the trailer, I cleared my schedule.