INSIDE INFO FROM THE MANSION:
Mintzy has been wearing the golf shoes @RiggsBarstool gifted him inside of the house, and has caused enough damage to the floor before anyone noticed, that the security deposit may be in jeopardy
Inevitably, life’s slings and arrows of agony and despair connect with their intended target, inflicting a web of sorrow and melancholy upon its victim. And though the crushing weight of defeat has once again enveloped me, I shall trudge forward.
For it is all I know.