Stephie Bee

40, reluctant optimist killjoy. NSFW, & I have simultaneously too many AND not enough dogs. Once showed innocent Jensen Ackles porn and forced him to sign it.

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@wheatus That’s very sweet, but don’t worry, I will pay. It’s worth it.

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@unkn0wn_dem0lvr Saw them in 2005 opening for Green Day, but “no cameras, no recording” was allowed. 😒

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Backwards SnapBack means it’s time to reread Beat Sheet.

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Saying goodbye to my 15 year old pubby today. Went to the park for a sniff and ate a gigantic treat. 🌈💗

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@DustyLCanon Well they nailed SC’s. 😅 The Redneck Riviera is definitely our worst attraction.

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Jensen jumpscare in the dog chat this AM. Had to catch my bearings.

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@WaywardCoug @DustyLCanon Same!

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@DustyLCanon If it’s a really good stretch that I can’t stop, yep. High pitched ring.

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@mishacollins this you?

[FOX Carolina News @foxcarolinanews]

Airplane evacuated after odor detected at Charlotte airport, 1 taken to hospital https://t.co/crytVyhjsw

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@liqueporter Ope are you in totality? We were in it last time and I just stayed home as much as possible. 😂 Oof.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

The thing about Adam Schlesinger is that he was a once in a lifetime genius. Not only did his bands rule— he also wrote ALL your favorite songs that fictional bands/popstars play!! (That Thing You Do, Josie & the Pussycats, most of the songs on Crazy Ex-GF and in Music & Lyrics)

[ayemanda! 🪐🐌🌻 @itsayemanda]

I was not meant for a 9-5 I was meant to inherit my grandfather’s overgrown farm, date 8 townsfolk at the same time, fight bats in the local mines, and look for the mayor’s lost underpants while sabotaging the local capitalist’s evil corporation 😔

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@mishacollins @Cirque Just don’t do this at a performance of Beetlejuice.

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@AughrasCousin was chatting with me and wondered what if Misha’s beard was for a Last of Us cameo. Throw back to the note between Misha and Jensen…

Is that filming right now?

[Jamie Grayson @TheJamieGrayson]

Hey. @Meta. You ok, bestie?

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@amyreg Oh, we have been. The board is… a shit show.

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@mishacollins @Toyota All I want to know is if all the seats store in the floor of the van.

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@CharCubed Oo I have a small piece in my eyeball! It’s been 32 years and I’m fine, so I wouldn’t worry. 😅

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This is like campaigning for student class president and telling everyone you’ll add 5 minutes to lunch but the school is literally on fire.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

You ought to be able to fly with your child – and sit next to them – without paying an additional fee.

It's time all airlines offered fee free family seating.