Thirties Peace of Mind

Just a Mom in her thirties trying to figure out the way of life while working a full time job and owning a business on the side.

[Thirties Peace of Mind @30sPeaceofMind]

Dear @Disney can you please make clothing for toddler boys?! My son loves the princess inspired movies and especially Frozen, but we couldn’t find any toddler boy clothing at the parks for those movies! Also, where are the Kristoff costumes?!

[Thirties Peace of Mind @30sPeaceofMind]

Some people go to church to find peace...I listen to @SaraBareilles. What an amazing opening night of the Amidst the Chaos tour! This was the only photo I took all night before she even came on stage - sometimes you need to unplug and just exist.

[Thirties Peace of Mind @30sPeaceofMind]

I never felt more hipster than explaining to my toddler how turtles eat kale. #turtles #kale

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All of the #GameOfThornes fans are the reason why it’s been so cold in the Midwest at the end of April. Stop talking about how #WinterIsComing and maybe we wouldn’t have this problem. #GOT @GameOfThrones #MidwestLife #AprilWeather #WhatSpring

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The worst part of being a parent is having to watch the scary parts of @Disney movies you always fastforwarded as a kid 😂 #scarismean #ursulaisterrifying #disneymovies #childhoodmemories #momlife #toddlerlife

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@Anjucco @Sillywithsad Slice Slice, Baby

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When there is a typo on a “toddler radio” station song. Thanks for making this parent’s day @pandoramusic 😂🤣🤭This would’ve been a while other kind of childhood. #sharonloisandbram #elephantshow #typo #momlife #marinkyNOTkinky

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They’ll never stop fighting for #justice in the #midwest #ohio #deer #hunting #rackthief #buck #buckyou #spellingishard @jimmyfallon

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That warm feeling you get when your toddler is sitting on your lap watching one of your favorite childhood @Disney movies with you. Oh wait...that was just my child peeing on me 🤦🏼‍♀️ #littlemermaid #momlife #toddlerlife #MustBeAllThatWater

[Thirties Peace of Mind @30sPeaceofMind]

My toddler just corrected my “grandma shark” by saying “no it’s this!” So I want to apologize to every grandmother who has ever been offended by my non-PC grandma shark. 🦈🦈🦈 #babyshark #babysharkfail #toddlerlife #momlife

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@jimmyjohns has hands down the best customer service ever!

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When you finally hear your husband partake in your plan & tell your son the name of his dinosaur is “Stamosaurus” 👏🏻👏🏻. Now if I can only get him to agree the sound it makes is “have mercy”.... & convince @JohnStamos to make his own dino line. #stamosaurus #havemercy #dinosaur

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@jimmyjohns No - I didn’t have time to go back to the store since I was on my lunch break ☹️

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My face when I just realized @jimmyjohns messed up my order for the first time ever. I feel like I just got #stoodup by JJ’s. #butineedmyjimmypeppers #sandwichmessedup #sadface #wehadagoodrun

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The reason why our youth are risking their lives for that #selfie. #DonaldDuck is such a #quackhole

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Tell me what you think this is at first glance....andddddd goooooo! #WhatIsThis #NameThatArt #childhoodmemories #toddlerart #toddler #abstractart #CaptionThis #CaptionFriday

[Thirties Peace of Mind @30sPeaceofMind]

“Mommy, no you hold this.”
“What am I your slave?”
“YEAH!” -my barely 2 year old
#toddlerlife #toddlerlogic #toddlermom #momslave

[Thirties Peace of Mind @30sPeaceofMind]

My 2 year old when throwing a ball “2....3....5!!!” Almost, buddy, almost. #toddlertalk #toddlerlife #toddlerlogic #counting

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Just had “the boob talk” with my 2 year old. I had to tell him that was milk coming out of the cow not poop. Of course it turned into the “where does milk come from” talk. When did you give your kid the milk talk? #toddlertalk #cowsmilk #wheresthemilkfrom #boobchats

[Thirties Peace of Mind @30sPeaceofMind]

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na meeeeeeee!!! #ThingsBatmanNeverSaid