Buttsy!⛳️

My last name might be butts, but at least I'm not an ass. SC buttsy4

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

Are you on the back of a laffy taffy? Cuz you're a joke

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

Hey @Respawn did you know with today’s update everyone lost their progression for the entire season within the battle pass? People have lost heirlooms, lost levels, skins, etc. FIX IT

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

When offset said “stand up like a man when the world get cold”… I felt that

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

Hey @Respawn fix this wraith glitch immediately. Thanks

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

Hey @Respawn when will I get my heirloom? Just got to lvl 500 and I have not gotten a A SINGLE HEIRLOOM! Thanks

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

Life didn’t give lemons, it gave me pants and I shit them

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

@alphaINTEL are we going back to solos? Past 3 matches been by myself 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

Badly explain your profession

Go!

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

Ight… who tf is Sarah Tonin?

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

Lady at Casey’s said “gas is supposed to go up 20 more cents but I’m not changing it yet”

Thank you lady. My faith in humanity has been restored

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

*Slips $20 bill*
Got any of the premium stuff in the back?

…Sir this is a sperm bank

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

Thank you @elonmusk for making Twitter basically the only free speech platform. Glad to see someone taking the initiative on enforcing the 1st amendment! Cheers!

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re willing to handle the reaper cushions.

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

In an argument here with some friends of mine. How do you eat your ramen noodles?

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

@loganp515 Biden said in his announcement today that he’s buying 60 billion barrels from the reserves. 30 billion of that is from the US reserve

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

Midwestern term of the day

“Shit’ll buff”
=
It’ll be okay

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

“Get $5 for in store cash when you get your Covid-19 booster shot”

Like okay, can I get money when I pay my taxes? Vote? Keep my yard mowed?

That sickens me

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

I do not accept this year to be 2022

It is now year 1 A.B. (After Betty)

[Buttsy!⛳️ @328Jake]

I used to say “Betty white IS older than sliced bread” now it’s “Betty white WAS older than sliced bread” #RIPBetty