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25 | Sí/í | personal diary, screaming into the void | brain damage enthusiast | Saoirse don Phalaistín. Tiocfaidh ár lá.

[𝑒𝑒𝓋𝑒𝑒♡ @33V33_]

i learnt cursive, i can read it
that is nearing doctor handwriting however

[Complex @Complex]

Angelina Jolie left a handwritten thank you note for hotel staff while filming ‘Maria’ in Greece, and the internet is struggling to figure out what it says.

The note has resurfaced and racked up millions of views, with people trying to decipher every word.

[H/T: lolita]

[Rachael 📚 @markruffaloTD]

Writing my first romance book!!! It’s about a pop star and novelty shop owner and the pop star wants to buy a one of kind 15k mechanical singing bird. Enemies to lovers obviously

[Bridget @realityreacts]

Kelly Clarkson this weekend:

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Walking around just dizzy as fuck. Who cares

[👽.🛸 @user492577792]

When I'm reading a book and the author describes a facial expression made by the character so I test drive it

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i've never been in a situation i haven't at least thought about making a joke in

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort

[Lis @NeonHooligan]

I'm a spoilt bitch who grew up with airing cupboards. I'm a peasant now, where the hell do people put their towels?!

[KRad @kradmacher]

We’ve reached the singularity.

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

absolutely LOVE your “quick & easy dinner idea: maple chicken, sweet potato, & sprouts sheet-pan meal” but might i introduce you to my even quicker & easier dinner idea: “buttered toast”

[O’mygod RONNIE @8point4inch]

i keep accidentally smoking a cigarette

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[heavyfortress @heavyfortress]

NEW CAT DROPPED I REPEAT NEW CAT DROPPED THIS IS NOT A DRILL ITS IN FACT A CAT

[F! @prerecessiongrl]

whenever im out it feels like nobody else's hair is messy and windswept. are you all using hairspray and not telling me or what is going on

[White Trash Nationalist @timpoolsbeani3]

I love lying to YouTube surveys. No I have never heard of Amazon or Walmart.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

tears in my eyes everything is going to be okay

[Emmy @gallintry]

Happy 13 anniversary to Elon texting this to Epstein

[lila 🫧く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @dopposflower]

i had to illustrate this