Matt Aarons

CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.

[Matt Aarons @365DaysSleeping]

ROOMMATE: you didn't start the dishwasher, did you?
ME: [drinking milk from a flower vase] no, why?

[Matt Aarons @365DaysSleeping]

i keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and i just cant believe i live in a time where i am gettin my servant robots names mixed up

[Matt Aarons @365DaysSleeping]

@JodeIIe No you're not.

[Matt Aarons @365DaysSleeping]

@ShortSweats i mean kate hahaha :P sorry

[Matt Aarons @365DaysSleeping]

@JodeIIe @ShortSweats idiot -_- Sorry about her, Kart.

[Matt Aarons @365DaysSleeping]

Sup! Finally got a twitter :D Rate me a 10, mmmk @Rawrrawra?