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🛋 Out trying new platforms. Try me @[email protected] 🐘

Not gone from birdland yet, but preparing wings for flight. It's been great, friends.

Thank you.

[🌴tp🌒🦉 @3DogCouch]

https://t.co/FfeFAd7K9F

[🌴tp🌒🦉 @3DogCouch]

Same wanker helicoptered in to take credit & PR for the vaccines in 2021. He was late, & old ppl had to wait for 2 hours for his circus to arrive. #inners

[🌴tp🌒🦉 @3DogCouch]

@DavidJollyFL Why doesn't this clown focus on sea level rise & home insurance rates, where he could do some good, instead of killing people off with this complete nonsense.

[Bruce Bourgoine @BruceBourgoine]

Ten years ago, this country allowed a political decision, verified again and again, that unfettered possession of the most deadly guns in the name of an ancient law, is more important than even our children’s very lives.

#resist #mepolitics #GunSense
#Columbine #Newtown #Uvalde

[🌴tp🌒🦉 @3DogCouch]

@coereba It is widely and erroneously believed that institutions of higher ed are full of empathy.

[When We All Vote @WhenWeAllVote]

If you or someone you know is in crisis, please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255) or contact the Crisis Text Line by texting TALK to 741-741. 🧵 2/2

[Scott Maxwell @Scott_Maxwell]

Citizen: Pardon me, governor, but my homeowners insurance has tripled. I'm not sure I can afford to stay in my house.

DeSantis: BUt dR. fAUci!!!!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Hundreds of bodies were buried under a playground at a home for unwed mothers in Tuam, Ireland — many in a disused sewage system. Almost six years after the country acknowledged the grim discovery, a resolution is finally near. https://t.co/AkO34YiT30

[Yaroslava @strategywoman]

9:07 am in #Kyiv

Air siren all clear.
13 drones were shot down.
I postponed a visit to the dentist. Made breakfast. Said Mom ‘We’re ok’.
Have read that Mr New Twitter is hiding Ukraine from you.

But we’re still here. We’re loud, I want everyone to see this Ukrainian tweet

[MSF Western & Central Africa @MSF_WestAfrica]

#SierraLeone - #Kenema - Since the opening of the new maternal wing of MSF’s Mother and Child Hospital in 2022, #MSF has helped hundreds of women with safe deliveries and has provided medical care and consultations to children under five.

[🌴tp🌒🦉 @3DogCouch]

Omfg.

[Matthew Herper @matthewherper]

We knew Merck saw something when they paid $250 million...

Moderna cancer vaccine reduces melanoma’s return by 44%

$MRNA

https://t.co/odlCOixmPy

[Michelle @MMcrzyldy]

@RepBrianMast @JacksonLeeTX18 You know who you should talk to about flag etiquette?
Your constituents, & colleagues who defend those that disgraced the flag; altered it w/other symbols, wore it as a cape/clothing, dragged it, lowered it & replaced it w/a Trump flag, & who beat officers at the Capitol w/them.

[Wendy Grahn @WendyGrahn]

@MuellerSheWrote @RepBrianMast @JacksonLeeTX18

[🇺🇸 𝘗𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘺 𝘗𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘺 🇳🇱 @pithypacky]

@ndrew_lawrence Somehow, this list reminds me of this. A lot of hot air and flailing.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

cancel culture
woke corporations
woke military
the durham report
a less fuckable m&m
michelle wolf at the whcd
a same sex couple in lightyear
voter fraud
arthur the cartoon got gay married
female/minority james bond
lady ghostbusters
keurig

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

obamas czars
solyndra
obamas birth certificate
dr seuss
kitty litter boxes in classrooms
sarah huckabee sanders being politely asked to leave a restaurant
fbi lovebirds
bruce and nellie ohr
trucker convoys
critical race theory
war on christmas
woke nfl
pronouns

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

im going to list as many fake conservative scandals as i can think of off the top of my head, no google or nothing

the knockout game
ebola
mr potato heads dick
her emails
benghazi
baby parts
hunters laptop
big tech censorship
the caravan
drugs in halloween candy
wap