Real Gunther

Renaissance Man

[durp @durpxmr]

If you let your job make you piss in a cup you are wage cucked. They steal your time and soul and now want to tell you what you can and cant put in your body. Some people operate better on 6 natty lites and bump in the bathroom. Thats how America is built doesnt anyone know this

[Mofo @mofoAlternaria]

infelizmente eu amo beber fumar e transar nunca vou me libertar dessas amarras

[Real Gunther @3DTXJT]

Hot cheetos imply the existence of ugly cheetos

[dave @_SlimeDave]

Once you start gaming on PC that console shit dead ngl

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[blue @bluewmist]

pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills instead of being seen as behaviors
so now it's like 'the point of doing them is to get good at them' and not 'this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Girlfriends don’t get that shqdowboxing them is an extreme sign of respect in boyfriend society

[JayT @JayT0147]

I quit smoking weed and I’m a changed man. All the little things that used to annoy, now they piss me off.

[Desnio @copperCity17]

If the gelatinous cube was a silent character this would actually be peak physical comedy. But Sony has no concept of restraint.

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 @YungRollieDuce]

“i’m a sex symbol”

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The job market is so bad that you can only pursue your dreams now

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

i want to chase her down naked in the forest like a feral beast and impregnate her under the moonlight but i can't do this because of bill gates alpha gal tick bioterrorism. this is why the birthrate is collapsing

[kelsey is seeing BTS !! 8/2 @nolzaghost]

when u hit 30 youre not allowed to play video games or theyll kill you

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[BAKED TOFU NATIONALIST @ohwowcrazy]

guy with the world's gayest voice: they never cast me as the football coach

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

male photographers be like i have an artistic vision of you playing in your pussy 👀📸

[🥷🏾 @NikeTechRanger]

Niggas so scared to have their own opinions lmao

[Vivi @_deceptionfalls]

you cant complain about the new god of war game because people will call you misogynistic for not wanting to buy a GOW game where you dont play as kratos. why is this even a thing?

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.