Andy Johnson

Maker. Dad. Dog Lover. Dungeon Master.
Software Engineer at @ancestry.
Opinions are mine... my own, my precious.

[Andy Johnson @3leftturns]

Haiku getHaiku() {
this.myHaiku = new Haiku();
return myHaiku; }
#haikuchallenge #java

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Valentine Day was born on February 14, 1887. He registered for the WWII "Old Man's Draft," which targeted men between 45-64. They registered to help on the home front: https://t.co/H33BsyEZKt

[Andy Johnson @3leftturns]

@ajbobo Landing gear failure.

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After 3 years as #foreverDM I’m playing tonight. Did everything setup-wise to make my DM comfortable and relaxed. Watched @SSkorkowsky video on not screwing this up and yes, I’m giving myself a Christmas gift too, I deserve it! 😆 #dnd

[Andy Johnson @3leftturns]

@ryandonsullivan I love Golden Corral. It's the only place you can get steak with your bread, then steak with your salad. Then steak with your entree. And finally the coup de gras of the Golden Corral culinary experience, steak with your dessert.

[Andy Johnson @3leftturns]

@ryandonsullivan Frontier Pies. If it was really special, The Old Spaghetti Factory.

My kids get Blackbear Diner now.

[Andy Johnson @3leftturns]

In the #cyberpunk future Chrome can make you faster, better, stronger - at the cost of your humanity. At least at the Apple store it comes with a 2 year warranty and optional AppleCare.

Terrain for cyberpunk games like #necromunda and #realitysedge

https://t.co/CZPTTeZknc

[Andy Johnson @3leftturns]

@son0fstin https://t.co/KUMxaJXEjq

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@dana_howl Hey me too!

My favorite was 2 drops dark wood 1 drop crusader skin.

Are you allowed to discuss your experiments? Because I’d love to know what you tried.

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@dana_howl Neons!

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@ajbobo "Stop. You needn't be scared. We have the magic rocks."

"Why have we not heard of these rocks before?"

[Andy Johnson @3leftturns]

@MohitBhoite what diameter brass do you use and is it tube or rod?

[Andy Johnson @3leftturns]

@ajbobo You should watch the Bob's Burgers American Doll parody episode with her. Linda and the girls eat lunch with Gretchen at the American Doll restaurant. Wackiness ensues...

[Andy Johnson @3leftturns]

@ajbobo Go look up North of the Border on youtube. Seriously amazing sculpts of pop culture icons... usually horrifying... in a good way.

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@writermissyo But you're never too old to be immature. That's what I live by.

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@ajbobo Welp I gotta build a tiny version of that for Necromunda now...

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@ryandonsullivan Newly graduated minister presides over the most fiscally irresponsible church ever. #northAvenueIrregulars

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@ajbobo That's why I read Choose Your Own Adventure books.

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@ajbobo Help me grow my Farmville farm by giving me some cows and pigs.

[Andy Johnson @3leftturns]

@ajbobo Let me know if your farmville needs resources.

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@askwpgirl In the age of telemarketing, I used to answer unknown numbers in spanish. Later, I started getting calls from spanish-speaking operators. 🤣