3-Legged Dog

Just a dog dealin' with a crappy hand that's been dealt me - don't pity me, just treat me like any other dog.

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

Mad props to @huntercovington for his new litter.

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

If you were once on 'Punk'd', there's a 78% chance you no longer exist. #punk'd #WhereAreTheyNow #Punk'dCurse

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

No matter how you spin it, that dude buckled under Kirstie Alley's weight.

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

*TV ALERT*- In1Hr -According To Jim(TV-PG), Repeat -"We Have A Bingo"-Jim cheats at bingo. KDOC Ch 56.1 S03E03 #TVGuru

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

Was fed leftover Chipotle burrito about 40 minutes ago. #Shitpotle

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

I know I'm just a dog with three legs, but who else wants to bang SuperNanny? #MyLipstick4Supernanny

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

Just went outside for a walk in the rain. I smell like what I am. #WetDog #Cliche

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

Just met a dog at the park who was circumcised. Dude totally looks like he has a boner all the time! #NoHairySheath #BadIdea #

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

Ok Twitternet-we stopped Mubarek & Gaddafi-Let's focus on stopping the horrific scourge of Wendy Williiams. #WendyWilliams #Yuck #Scary #poo

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

WHOA-just raised one of my earflaps-can hear SOOO much better now! WTF God?! #DogDesignFlaw #GodFail

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

I know I'm just a dog, but didn't Elmo's friend Mr. Noodle like die of AIDS several years ago? How is he still walking by Elmo's window?!

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

Flashmob = Douchemob.

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

Yippee!! From 7 to 5 followers in 2 days! #wasitsomethingisaid? #goodriddance

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

Hey @CrunchIsCalling (Wheat Thins) If you dump 2 tons of Wheat Thins on my driveway, I will maul you beyond recognition. On tv.

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

Erin go braless. #classy

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

If you came to work wearing green, whatever. If you called in sick to go to some lame Irish pub-themed bar, you're fired. And pathetic.

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

I know I'm just a dog, but this is the hardest working person in Hollywood. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdEBu7ODVk8 Also, he doesn't age

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

It's been a crazy 24 hrs here at the Dogg house-Nathaniel shall be missed. Can't really talk much about it now, hope u understand. #saddogg

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

Just had human food for the first time today-On behalf of all dogs everywhere, Fuck. You. #dogrevolt #enoughisenough #fairisfair #billiejean

[3-Legged Dog @3LeggedDogg]

Just saw "Family Guy"- I'm just a dog, but aren't they just dubbing over old episodes of Wait Till Your Father Gets Home with random tweets?