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[𝓢. @viewbyshane]

u cannot play rivals with everybody some of you bitches suck!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i DO NOT like being asked why I’m not talking. I literally just don’t have anything to say. Please leave me alone.

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

me trying to fall asleep the night before something important

[Grace @graceyldn]

Some American girl on TikTok paid her neighbour $400 to feed her cat while she was on holiday and then asked if she’d spend 5 minutes a day playing with them so they didn’t get lonely. The neighbour said no!!

How I’d be entertaining that cat for $400:

[Social Links @SocialLinksPod]

We found him. The mfer who repels everything.

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

My first introduction to the concept of a bitch ass nigga

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[divine ★ beychael truther @plasticoffdwall]

“see thats why i hate going to eat with black people cause when the bill come they start trippin” LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Pocket @islandthembo]

the backflip like girl your friends are drowning…

[DJ Green Villain @DJGreenVillain]

For a nigga that don’t drink or smoke, he really don’t make good decisions. He organically stupid

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7.

Stranger: I love your dress.

Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

how it feels to say “idk” to things you actually know because explaining them takes effort

[K @iiamkrshn]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[🎨Artsy M*rxist 🎨 (commissions closed) @ArtsyMarx1st]

boycotts work bc youre stopping the flow of capital, and capital is all capitalists care for. every act of protest should be done w this goal in mind.

[Havana Seoul @miyungYUMM]

This is how it should be. Synchronized systems set to help children succeed.

[Pokémon Aesthetics @PKMN_twt]

This specific genre of pokémon is so goated

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

Daredevil you gotta get the fuck outta there man

[❤️🧡🤍🩷❤️🍉 Avery 🍉 ❤️🧡🤍🩷❤️ @WooperEnjoyer54]

He objectively could but I don’t trust him to

[Storm @tivstippi]

Founding fathers was talking about freedom while owning 150 slaves each that was the first sign America was about to play in the worlds faces from then on

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!