Legally Binding Babycakes (Official)

Even when the shark is eating you, there's still a moment where you're a mermaid.

[Legally Binding Babycakes (Official) @3rdBrockFromSun]

Me, making breakfast toaster pastries: "Right. I'm going to need another one of those if I'm going to make two of them."

[Legally Binding Babycakes (Official) @3rdBrockFromSun]

@jeffzrebiec are Hopkins’ torn up gloves just because his hands are so ridiculously big? I’d be interested to hear about why

[Elena @VirtualElena]

This might be the funniest travel TikTok I’ve ever seen

[Legally Binding Babycakes (Official) @3rdBrockFromSun]

@robertmays Shit, now I just need Jeff Zrebiec over there and I’ll be set

[Dr Eva Burke @Eva_B89]

Ask any woman over 25 if it's unspoken

[Legally Binding Babycakes (Official) @3rdBrockFromSun]

@matthiasellis Shout out to PUP

[Craig Meyer @ByCraigMeyer]

absolutely, man. 1000%. we could even give them a cool job title, like "reporters"

[Legally Binding Babycakes (Official) @3rdBrockFromSun]

@jeffzrebiec

[Robert Mays @robertmays]

Every Justin Tucker miss is a bleak reminder of our own mortality.

[Sourdeath Sam @SourdeathSam]

LAMAR JACKSON

[Robert Mays @robertmays]

Considering his history, I support whatever measures that man has to employ to combat cold and flu season. https://t.co/16nXKhuPXF

[EJ @ejmichele]

Unavoidable but real bummer that my “engage with my silly little sports hobby” app is also my “the world is ending app”.

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Unreal.

Republicans have spent, according to the final tally, $215 million dollars on anti-trans advertisements across the United States, not including cable/streaming.

It's been the biggest type of ad run by far by Republicans. This is their closing message.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Mitch McConnell is why.

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

me: I’m going to disconnect completely today

also me:

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Weird, I was told that the number one issue facing Americans today was transgender ten year olds playing soccer with their friends

[Liam Martin @LiamFromBoston]

The biggest story of the night is Russia calling multiple bomb threats into Democratic strongholds across the country. This should shock every American to the core.