Since we’re leading up to the final episode this Jerzday, it only feels right to go back to where the Jersey Shore story started. Episode ONE. 🥹🦆 #JSFamilyVacation#JerseyShore
MLBs “Retarded, Retired.” Calls
Gary Thorne to Albert Pujols - Sat Aug 8 2015 BAL vs LAA 9:07pm
John Schriffen to Jose Altuve - Tue Sep 1 2026 CWS vs HOU 8:10pm
🚨 BACK-TO-SCHOOL POP QUIZ… and these beachgoers COMPLETELY bombed it. 🤣📚🏖️
“ITALY borders the United States.” 🇮🇹🇺🇸 ❌
“The FIRST President was… BILL CLINTON.”🤦🏼♂️
“100 ÷ 5 = 500.” 😳
“There are 5 years in a CENTURY.” 😂
“Is CANADA a CONTINENT?” 🇨🇦 🫣
You won’t believe some of these answers… 💀
Which one is the craziest? 👇
Sometimes intimacy doesn’t die because the desire is gone.
The way we ask for it kills the mood.
“Why don’t we have sex anymore?”
“Must I always be the one asking?”
“Look how long it’s been.”
That’s pressure.
Now try:
“I miss you.”
“I miss being close to you.”
“I want you tonight.”
Same person.
Same desire.
Completely different energy.
Your partner shouldn’t feel summoned for a duty.
They should feel wanted again.
Why do most people only know how to complain about it?
C & Q ✍️🏾
𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏’𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒖𝒔 - 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒖𝒔. 𝑮𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒚.
What causes breakups and divorces.
I’m glad James Sexton said because I didn’t want to be vulgar and say it….
But yeah, when the affair partners mouth is the size of a clown- ear to ear- yeah….
His dicks in her mouth and he’s bobble heading it -that he can’t even think