Turtle

I’ll outlive you. 230 million years we’ve inhabited this earth.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

I’m new here.
Took me a while.
I’m a little slow.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

@KatToTheMo Leave me out of this mess.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

Damn this is fast.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

I resemble that.

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Finally Mitch McConnell proof of life!
https://t.co/oyUzq2bIoj

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

@OwenShroyer1776 I resemble that.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

I resemble this.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

proof of life

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

@YourAnonCentral I resemble this.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

@RSkellenge8269 What a wuss.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

Stop being a bitch.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

I’m better looking and I’m certainly not that old.

[Kelly McCarty @KellyLMcCarty]

@LowCountrySC64 @3ToedBoxTurtle They do look alike.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

@WearForbidden Even I move faster than that.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

@Crackalacki13 @KellyLMcCarty Not this one.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

@Rainmaker1973 Stop being a bitch.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

@beachhawk874 @KellyLMcCarty Not cool bro. The struggle is real.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

Delete this.

[Kelly McCarty @KellyLMcCarty]

@LowCountrySC64 @3ToedBoxTurtle They do look alike.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

Is Mitch The Turtle McConnell still alive?

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

Oh no…. not my grandpa! 🐢

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Sen. Mitch McConnell was reportedly found unconscious at his Washington, D.C., home on June 14 before being taken to a hospital, according to newly released emergency dispatch audio.

The longtime Kentucky Republican was treated by emergency responders, but details about what led to the medical episode have not been released.

McConnell has been absent from the Senate since the incident, and his office has not said when he is expected to return or provided an update on his condition.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

@TMZ My poor grandpa.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

Damn! I need to learn how to do this.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The snapping turtle is an instant kiIIer thanks to its powerful beaked jaws and lightning-fast neck projection.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

@AMAZlNGNATURE No one helped me when I flipped.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

Brush me!

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

You need to see this turtle getting brushed with a toothbrush. It will make your day! 😊