Grant The Great

Wish Expert.
Pointy shoe wearer.

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

In all my thousands of years, no one’s ever needed the unwritten rules of the universe spelled out for them. Until now.

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

What would I do if the tables were turned? Take my three wishes and be happy, that’s what.

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

@IllinoisLottery well, I just FEEL like saying: No #MultipleWishes

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

Sorry, you can't wish for multiple wishes. But congrats, Mary! Pay those bills! Just don't buy the #multiplewishes thing. Because it's NOT a thing!

[Illinois Lottery @IllinoisLottery]

Congratulations to Mary F. who won $20,000 from a Multiplier 50X ticket! She's been playing for years and plans on paying off bills with her prize! Circle K at 1901 W. Jefferson St, in Springfield sold the winning ticket. Way to go, Mary! It's like you wished for multiple wishes!

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

That’s great for Desiree! But speaking of homes, let me
drive THIS home, @IllinoisLottery. You can’t wish for #MultipleWishes. It’s not a thing.

[Illinois Lottery @IllinoisLottery]

What if you could come home and tell your spouse that you just won big playing the lottery? That's what Desiree B. from Berwin did when she won $100,000 from a Multiplier 100X ticket! She plans to buy a house with her winnings - happy home shopping, Desiree! #MultipleWishes

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

Consider this a PSA for all you folks thinking about rubbing my lamp in the near future.

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

I make saying no to #MultipleWishes look good. #GenieCeption

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

I don't come to your office and ask for multiple whatever the heck it is you do. Don't come to my lamp asking for #MultipleWishes. #CallingHR

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

MRW someone knocks on my lamp asking for multiple wishes.

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

What do you think I would wish for? Other than people to stop wishing for #MutlipleWishes @IllinoisLottery

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

How I look pretending you didn’t just ask for #MultipleWishes

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

Been stuck in this corn maze for an hour now. I could float up to the top and find my way out, but that would be cheating, which is almost as bad as wishing for #MultipleWishes @IllinoisLottery

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

When you tell them they get 3 but they still ask for #MultipleWishes #DoesntAddUp #DoTheMath

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

I love baseball. Three strikes, and you’re out! Just like wishes. Ya get three, then seeya! No #MultipleWishes @IllinoisLottery #Baseball #Wrigley #GoCubbies

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

Well right now you’re giving me more headaches than what I already had. No #MultipleWishes

[Illinois Lottery @IllinoisLottery]

@3WishGrant We’re just saying they’re “like” wishing for #MultipleWishes because the Multiplier Instant Tickets give you a chance to win more than what you already have.

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

Uhm, you think you can just pop up out of nowhere and break the foundation of my job with some Instant Tickets? You get 3 wishes. No #MultipleWishes @IllinoisLottery

[Illinois Lottery @IllinoisLottery]

Multiply your prize up to 100x with the new Multiplier Instant Tickets! They’re so good, it’s like wishing for #MultipleWishes

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

What would you wish for after a 5K? #ZOORUNRUN @brookfield_zoo

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

Trying to decide which 3 #donuts I should have. I’m not against #MultipleDonuts, but any more than 3 is greedy, just like #MultipleWishes @IllinoisLottery #donutfest @lincolnparkzoo

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

I love the opera. 3-piece suits and 3 main vocal ranges make it the perfect evening, unless someone ruins it by wishing for #MultipleWishes @IllinoisLottery #MillenniumPark #LongLivePassion @LyricOpera

[Grant The Great @3WishGrant]

I may not work in an office, but I still have a job to do. @IllinoisLottery stop making it more difficult. No #MultipleWishes