400 year old Greenland Shark

400 year old Greenland shark

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

hell nah this mf heard 40 minors

[Naz @nazbowling102]

"Take back videogames!"

"By boycotting AAA developers and creating your own studios?"

"No, by playing the same games we always do but while saying slurs in our guild's private discord channel!"

[spungus² 🏳️‍⚧️ @pikminfiend72]

is Shattered Ed Sheeran like his fnaf withered equivalent

[tippity @tippity]

Logan paul walking into the wrong room in the pentagon to see a withered Jeffery epstein:

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

“I have been loyal to this brand for 8 months”

[JtheFrog @JtheFrog0]

Bro what the fuck is the US even about???? This looks like an SNL skit

[Elvis The Alien @ElvisTheAlienTV]

wtf happened to this country

[400 year old Greenland Shark @400yearoldShark]

@mevisvi All gems use female pronouns which implies that Charoite Krak is either a woman or transmasc

[camol @camolNFT]

Insane things are happening in the Pokémon scalping discords.

[400 year old Greenland Shark @400yearoldShark]

@NarikoNabi Mistakes i noticed

1911 turns into a revolver

Incomprehensible writing

Duck guy could have easily just shot her here but didn't

[Touka ☄️💫 @HyakutakeTouka]

NGL seeing scalpers ruin themselves with this new Pokémon set is the BEST thing I've seen all year.

FUCK YOU SCALPERS it's exactly what you all deserve LMAO

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Scalpers when they have to get a real job instead of furiously refreshing a website so they can buy up nice things and resell them for 5x their original value

[Ojamajo PJ 🐀 @aeugchad]

Grown men whose only job is to make children's toys more expensive. What a sad life.

[400 year old Greenland Shark @400yearoldShark]

@MHMizutsune I think we should normalise ruining scalpers "business"

[.✦ ݁˖ Toku . ˎˊ˗ @MHMizutsune]

It's beautiful seeing scalpers crash out over what they think was a "secondary economy" and "small businesses" after they straight up ruined the hobby for everybody who grew up to enjoy it.

[Alejandro @A1alejandro_]

Scalpers don’t deserve sympathy get fucked LMAOOOOOOO

[George @BeefCheeser]

I am not wearing a backpack with an evil eagle with the word KRIEG stamped on it dude

[nekopet - VTUBER @nekopet5]

Proof that transphobes don't do their research and come from a place of ignorance.

[Psychonaut1001 @Psychonaut1001]

This is perfect

>The game literally shows the pathing of bullets flying towards him down the middle of the road
>Phil reacts with actual intuition, assuming that the bullets will actually hurt him and tries to move into the tree-line to 'flank' or avoid the gunfire
>Gets taken out by an invisible insta-kill wall.

Every AAA is just Mixtape with better cloaking.

[400 year old Greenland Shark @400yearoldShark]

"When a Muslim man offered her a vodka lemonade"

[MEL GIBSON @Melgibsonact]

🚨 On her 18th birthday, Millie Taplin was heading to a UK nightclub when a Muslim man offered her a vodka lemonade.

One sip later, she was fully paralyzed.

This is how thousands of British girls have been raped.

Ban Islamic immigration and deport Islamists?

A. Yes
B. Nope